Quote of the Day: Victoria Beckham
“Quite often I take the linings out of my clothes to improve the fit. I never allow them to get see-through, though. I can’t bear see-throughness at all – not after three children.“
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Rumour Mill: Is Cheryl Cole Pregnant?
Stories are beginning to circulate in the gossip netherworlds that Ashley and Cheryl Cole may be expecting.
Friends of Ashley’s are yakking it up, according to an insider: “Cheryl and Ashley have been wanting a family for ages now, it would be the seal on their relationship and Ashley’s friends have been making it their business to talk about it. It is the talk among Ashley’s football gang.“
First of all, who the hell says “football gang“? No one born after the year 1800 talks like that, do they? Ashley may want to look into removing said insiders from his circle of mates.
But back to the baby talk. Cheryl hasn’t hid her desire to have a baby – soon after her and Ashley were married last July, she admitted they wanted a family. She’s also pulled out of being a judge on the reality show, Britain’s Got Talent, which would have had her as the sole female judge next to Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan.
So remember, if this turns out to be true: you read it here first-ish. Or, if it’s a complete crock: we never met.
Link: Pals Claim Girls Aloud Cheryl Is Pregnant
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Want to Be A WAG?
So, we hate ourselves for even writing about this, but since we can’t bring ourselves to talk about what happened to the lovely Becks and his rotten knee, we’re going there.
A new reality TV show, called, I Want to be a WAG, is being put together, with a “mystery” footballer agreeing to take part. The baller will date 20 wannabe WAGs before choosing a winner. And then he will propose to them.
As in proposing marriage.
We know, we know. What fake ass footy player have they got lined up for this sham of a show? We can guarantee it ain’t a premier leaguer. Where did they find this dude? Playing in the Seniors’ Sunday League? Who else would agree to do it?
Hang on, it gets better. The wannabes will be mentored by an established WAG. She will guide them in the ways of digging for gold, applying fake tanner and showing them which direction they should be looking on the pitch when their man is playing. Who’s being lined up to mentor? Danielle Lloyd, Nicole T and Suzi Walker.
Hmm. Aren’t true WAGs born, not bred? Or at the very least, self-taught?
A spokesperson for the show (being produced by North One for MTV in the UK) said: “The footballer is very famous and is a real catch. He is dying to meet a beautiful, sexy woman to be his perfect wife. He won’t be revealed until the day before filming starts. He is looking for the next Victoria Beckham or Coleen McLoughlin. After just eight weeks he will propose to one lucky girl.“
Gazza? Is it you?
Any wannabes out there that are “beautiful, willing to learn, and have a lot of personality” (their words, not ours), can apply. We won’t judge Kickettes. Not much, anyway.
WTF files: Victoria Beckham, Pig Pursuit
And we don’t mean pig like we’re talking to our homies, ie: the feds, five-oh, boys in blue, etc. Nope, we’re talking about the four legged bacon variety of pig. And who are we kidding? We don’t have homies. Unless you count the salespeople at Fendi.
Warning: before we carry on, this story comes via the National Enquirer and you know what that means, right? It’s like, totally fact-checked and completely true, riiiight?
Whilst looking around a private school for her sons in the suburb of Sherman Oaks, CA, Victoria Beckham was taking a look around a science lab. Two pot-bellied pigs took a shine to her new look and began a hot trotter pursuit. Victoria ran off in her high heels screaming.
Oh, how we truly hope, wish and pray this event actually happened. Video footage has yet to be unearthed.
Note: one of the pigs names is Horatio.
You can thank us for that crucial bit of information later.
Link: Pigs Don’t Like Victoria Beckham
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