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Victoria Beckham link-watch

Don’t mess with Tom Ford, he formerly of Gucci and YSL.  Victoria was recently on a flight with Mr. F and when she mentioned to him she was going to change into some comfy jammies, he firmly told her that was not a good idea. 

For the image and all, you know.  She says, “”I was so intimidated I had to sit on this 11-hour flight in tight, uncomfortable clothes.“

Link: Victoria Beckham Gets Told Off By Tom Ford

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Victoria has just signed a $10 million dollar deal for her own reality TV show, which we’ve heard will be a little like America’s Next Top Model.  Yes, we know that doesn’t make any sense, but that’s what we’ve heard.  Don’t question the hearings, okay?  The show will focus on Victoria’s transition to life in America and will not feature her children.  Or David.  Damn it.

Link: Posh Does Designer Duds and Reality TV
Link: Beckham’s To Do: Pack, Call Movers, Film Show

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David has had it with Victoria’s frequent trips to the States, which he sees as unnecessary.  He wants her at home with him and the kids.  We say, surely Victoria has servants she can hire to pose with Katie Holmes and swan around the Oscar parties with? Especially when Sir Becks isn’t happy. 

And we don’t want Mr. B to be unhappy. Or worse: bored.  Or much worse: with the eye that roams around the various eye candy that exists when your wife is away.  But don’t take our word for it, the snark-tastic Lainey breaks it down here: The Blonde Posh

Breaking News: Victoria Beckham Goes Blonde

Image: buzzfoto

In the most important news story of the year, Victoria Beckham has gone blonde.

And we hate it.

Actually, the cut, we like, the colour we no likey.

Link: Victoria Unveils New Asymettrical Look

Baby Daddy: Stewart Downing

Stewart Downing is a baby daddy and he didn’t even know it.

Neither did his recent ex, Michaela Henderson-Thynne, who he was seriously dating at the time of the baby girl’s conception. 

Downing discovered he was a dad when Donna Moloney, a nursery boss, headed to his parents’ house and presented la sprog of their son’s loins in true soap opera style.

A “friend”  of Michaela’s told the Sun newspaper that Michaela is beyond distraught at the news that Stewart not only cheated on her during their four year relationship, but that the junk in his trunk is baby-making capable.

What we want to know is, did Mr. D know all along and keep it on the low, or is this the first time he’s finding out about the baby?  Not sure about you, Kickettes, but if you were pregnant and watching yourself turn into a gigantic whale without a man around to complain to about it, wouldn’t you be making a few phone calls?

Or not, perhaps we’ve said too much.

Downing’s agent refuses to comment at this stage. 

Link: Baby Shock for World Cup Star

Wedding Bells: Charlotte & Jermain

Charlotte Meares and Jermain Defoe (Tottenham) got engaged on Valentines Day. Wedding date: TBC.

Nice one, Ms. Defoe-to-be, we’re impressed with your baller skills.

We’re talking about a

WAG Watch: Victoria Beckham at Disney

We’re not experts in the wearing mouse ears/spending a months’ salary to fly upside down on a roller coaster until you hurl cotton candy and hot dogs thing, but isn’t a trip to Disneyland supposed to be fun?

Do any of the individuals in this photo look like they’re enjoying themselves?

We’ve got our money on Brooklyn being the first Beckham to kick the living crap out of a photographer. Soon.  Like, before he’s 10.  And as for the lovely Romeo, would it kill someone to give him a hairstyle? Just an eensy, weensy bit of a doo? Isn’t it his bloody birthright?

For more photos of a well-fed Lady V and her happy bubbas, head over to Faded Youth