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Wayne and Coleen were macking it at an NBA game in the New York a few days ago (Celtics v Knicks).
They even announced that Wayne was in the hi-zouse to the crowd of thousands, of which three people knew who the hell he was.
Then, a big ass long and tall basketball player fell on his foot.
But it’s all good. The foot is fine.
Just another day in the wild ride life of Mr. Rooney.
Link: Rooney Nearly Re-Injures Foot
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Here’s a pic of Wayne and Coleen out at a UNICEF benefit looking mighty dapper. Getting stomped on by a big American obviously did him well.


photo: keystone
Trucker hat that hasn’t been in style since 1998: check.
Wait – trucker hat with gold lame/camo swirl detailing that was never in style: check.
Louis V bag: check.
Requisite skinny jeans with small machine-made rip for hip, street factor: check.
Candy cane striped socks that have nothing to do with this outfit, or any outfit anyone in the entire free world owns: check.

Oh, snap. The WAG reality tv show isn’t doing very well.
The ITV program, called “WAGs Boutique” (zzz) is struggling to replace several of the higher profile gals who have pulled out.
Alex Curran, Elen Rives, Carly Zucker and Abbey Clancy have all nixed the show after previously agreeing to do it. People, it’s a WAG-boycott. Take cover and run for better quality programming.
The show – due to be aired next spring in the UK – puts the girls in a clothing boutique and they compete to see who can sell the most. The winner gets to launch her own fashion line.
Hey, wake up – we’re not done yet.
The girls that are now going to be taking part include Charlotte Meares (gf to Jermain Defoe), Jadene Bircham, QPR’s Marc Bircham’s wife, Heather Swan (of Michael Chopra fame), and Michaela Henderson-Thynne (Stewart Downing’s missus, pictured above.
Other class acts on board are glamour model Cassie Summer (Michael Essien’s babe) and Nicola Tappenden, who is a page 3 model and her boyfriend, Bobby Zamora of West Ham has a 6 ft wide photo of her breasts installed in their bedroom.
Link: Football WAGs Seek Fame

Why do we bother to put up posts about young, cute and (somewhat) innocent people we like. You know, like Melanie Slade.
We’ve just learned she’s decided to put it out there in an Arena magazine photo shoot – she’ll be on the cover. We’ve not seen the photos yet, but it’s looking somewhat likely she’ll be shedding that shy, sweet image we loved.

Her fly may be down and her shirt half tucked in, but Abbey C has just been named as the number one woman in a fantasy poll. As in, “who do you fantasize about when making love to your partner” poll.
First of all, wtf is up with this retarded poll?
And do you notice that after reading the word “poll” three times, it starts to look a little weird?
So, Abbey was named the top fantasy girl, followed by Cheryl Cole in the second place spot.
We’d like to see the dudes they interviewed for this thing. Actually, on second thought, maybe not so much.
Link: Cowell is Girls Sex Swap Idol
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