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WAG Watch: Fashion Hurts

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What kind of uglyitis fashion abomination is occuring in this photograph?

It’s like a cross between Edward Scissorhands, Alice in Wonderland, goth tragedy and cabaret. It’s like the worst thing we’ve ever seen.

Initially we were bemused by Colleen baby-WAG McLoughlin’s foray into fashion with ASDA. Now, we’re just plain terrified. And we want it to stop. Now.

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the shame of the poor

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Oh lordy, it sucks to be bankrupt.

Especially when your sister is Victoria Beckham.

VB’s sister, Louise, is in a wee bit of trouble with creditors after the mobile phone business she shares with her hubby, Hayden went bust. The company has gone into receivership.

Here’s the fun part: Apparently Hayden tried to name-drop Victoria as a way out of the

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Preach On, Lady Victoria


Oh, waiting for the release of this book is worse than Christmas when you’ve been good all year.

We’re refusing to put on any more clothes until Victoria Beckham’s “That Extra Half An Inch – Hair, Heels and Everything In Between” is released.

In fact, without her words of wisdom about skinny jeans and wedge heels, it’s just too risky to leave the house.

Until October 30, we’ll make due with the advance blurbs:

“I was never the six-foot tall pin-up. I’ve always been the girl next door who got lucky.”

Have truer words ever been spoken?

“I’ve come a long way in the last 10 years, but this book isn’t my attempt to tell you what or what not to do. It’s just to share some of what I’ve learned.”


“I’ve always been a girls’ girl. And I know from experience that making the very best of yourself is something any woman can do.”

Zzz: Abbey & Crouchy


Let it be said: Abi whatsyerface and Peter “tall and lanky” Crouch, we don’t care if you’re a couple or not.


In most instances, we here at Kickette are happy to be the first to jump on the “are they/aren’t they” bandwagon of endless discussion, speculation and analysing of body language from paparazzi photos of footballers and their gals, but not in this case.

We don’t like Abi Clancy.

No, we don’t know why.


Elen Rives Busted Over Secret Husband


Ah, memories… there’s nothing like those wild, forgotten days of the past…

You know, the jet-setting around the world, working as a model/air hostess, getting married secretly to a broke-ass Jordanian chappie – stuff like that.

Elen Rives, fianc