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Victoria Beckham’s Burberry wrist-slap


Burberry Creative Director, Christopher Bailey, is rumoured to have been given a talking to after spending paparazzi face-time hanging out with Victoria Beckham recently.

It’s said that the label has worked very hard recently to rid itself of the dreaded “chav” images associated with Burberry since every tracksuit-wearing, sovereign ring rocking gel-head began sporting their hats, scarves and jackets.  The damage the WAGs did at the World Cup continues to rock the fashion world – many labels are straight up freaking out if a footballers’ wife touches their stuff and gets photographed with it.

Mrs B isn’t seen to be the “right” sort of woman to be wearing their clothes.

Beck Talk: More Text Sex

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Uk model/contestant on Celebrity Love Island, Emma Ryan, has said that she had a 6 week affair with David – they played Strip Scrabble (?), sent saucy text messages and David confessing his lust for her on a regular basis.  She says they never slept together though.  What is the logical conclusion after a game of Strip Scrabble, then? The NY Times crossword and a cigarette?

“He wanted to see me naked and couldn’t wait to play a game of strip Scrabble…Beckham’s people tried to make out it was just a brief fling. But the truth is, it was much, much more…Now I’m determined the whole world will know the truth. It was a love affair. We both had very deep feelings for each other.“

The ish hit the fan when VB found one of the texts and confronted David with it.  He said he loved her too much to cheat, she punched him.  Life went on.  This is bad timing for David and Victoria, when they’ve so publicly been making claims of their love and solidarity.

new doo

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Looks like VB had to give up the extensions and give her poor head a rest. We give it two weeks before they’re back in. Once an addict, always an addict.

Victoria got her hair done at Lockonego salon in Chelsea, and texted David some photos of her hair by picture phone as soon as it was done.

the big question


The buzz is on: Victoria Beckham has made her mind up to bring a new baby into the world in 2007 and you know how goal oriented this gal can be. This fills us with a strange celeb-luv sort of ennui.

Yes, we know that 99.9% of their photos are staged, or the paps are called ahead of time and told their exact location and time of arrival.

Yes, we know about the “sham marriage” libel case.

And the affairs, and the brand that is Beckham.

So why do we see these photos and keep hoping/believing it’s for real?

Here at kickette.com, we’re onside with the romance. It’s that whole fake-it-til-you-make-it thing. Rumours are that Victoria is eating, smiling and seems happier than she has in months… Plus, how hard can it be to pretend you want to sleep with your husband when he’s as foine as David?

We’ve got to believe the marriage is for real. It’s the dream, right? Perhaps not three C-sections and living your entire life in front of the camera, but everything else? Hell, yeah. And that’s gotta count for something.

Cellulite Spotting: Victoria Beckham

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This image of Victoria Beckham is currently doing the rounds with the claim that you can see cellulite on her thighs. 

Oh, if that were true, but let’s keep it real: would Victoria Beckham ever leave the house in short shorts if she wasn’t absolutely positive she had the gams to pull it off?  Just not her style.  We thinks this can be chalked up to bad lighting and/or uneven fake tanner application.

However, the pap shot of her hair extensions and “hair loss” makes for compelling viewing and dinner conversation.