'WAG Watch' Category

Christian Vieri: Back On The Beauty Wagon


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While we were off collectively losing our minds (and wallets), Christian Vieri and his anonymous lady friend were scootin’ and tootin’ around Miami Beach. Wonder if he and Pato trade dating secrets or something because Melissa Satta’s ex (a frequent habitué of SoBe) always pulls the pretty birds.

Unidentified lady friend’s windblown waves: do you like or lurve? Not that we’re judging her already or anything.

Peter & Abbey Crouch: In Vogue


Peter, Abbey, and Peter’s ‘tache attended the Marc Jacobs-hosted party for Kate Moss’ new book in London last night. We don’t know if we’ve ever thought this about the Crouches before, but they look cute, no? Well, not the ‘tache, but everything else. When is Movember over? Image via vogue.co.uk

Francesco Totti & Ilary Blasi: Serving Up The Side-Eye


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Francesco Totti and his wife watched Novak Djokovic defeat Roger Federer in the ATP World Tour Tennis Finals in London over the weekend. Any more sightings to report, Kickettes?

Style Stars: Sylvie van der Vaart & Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau


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Beau Monde, a Dutch mag, held their annual style awards this week and it should come as no surprise that two of our favourite Dutch WAGs were recognized. Sylvie, in a dress by Jay Ahr and Jimmy Choo heels, won the Style Award and Yolanthe won the Cover Award. We assume that means she had the best cover of the year.

Said cover is to the left. Apparently the Photoshoppers thought erasing half of her waist was a good idea. It looks painful. Her hair is wider than her body. We’re calling Photoshop fail on this one.

Anywho, both ladies looked appropriately coiffed on the night and made sure the makers of eyeliner wouldn’t be going out of business any time soon. Congrats on all feats!

Pitter Patter: Cesc Fabregas & Daniella Semaan Expecting A Daughter


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Congrats to all the new and soon-to-be-new papas! Cheers for translation assistance, EC.

It’s a footballer baby boom, Kickettes. They’re everywhere. Luckily, they’re genetically superior and smell like high interest savings accounts and strawberry yoghurt. Thus, we’re all happy.