'WAG Watch' Category
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The wonderful world of footy is chock-full of salacious gossip lately so let’s hop right to it.
We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.
Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh.
Dear Wes and Yo,
It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We’re not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go about it. We’ve made our feelings on her known before and we will reiterate them just so we’re clear.
Please distance yourselves from this succubus of morality and good taste. The only place you’ll go while associating with her is to the free clinic and no one wants that. Cristiano got out while he could. And if he can do it, so can you.