Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh.
Dear Wes and Yo,
It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We’re not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go about it. We’ve made our feelings on her known before and we will reiterate them just so we’re clear.
Please distance yourselves from this succubus of morality and good taste. The only place you’ll go while associating with her is to the free clinic and no one wants that. Cristiano got out while he could. And if he can do it, so can you.
Screw Irina vs Sara and Irina vs Bar – *this* is the fight we want to see the claws come out for!
Supermodel/former Leo DiCaprio flame, Bar Refaeli, is an old pro at ruffling some of the footy world’s feathers. Most recently she’s been spotted at a number of Barcelona matches at Camp Nou, and as always, she’s Tweeted pictures of her fabulous life along her travels.
Not everyone is thrilled with her photo-seeking ways, however. Including Shakira’s boyfriend and a few of the club’s better known WAGs.
Coleen Rooney seen out in Wilmslow, Cheshire, 09.10.12.
As we relayed to our followers yesterday, Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen are “thrilled” to be expecting their second child due this May, Col revealed via Twitter. Seems that she only became pregnant last month – around the same time her Manchester United hubby was laid up at home with an injury. Hubba hubba, schwing, etc.
The sometimes author, TV presenter and Littlewoods clotheshorse and Wayne already have one well-behaved son, Kai, born November 2009.
Congrats to them!
Image: Davide Maestri via WWD; FameFlyNet.
This is a tricky one, Kickettes. Here’s Abbey Clancy Crouch out and about on two different occasions, to which we ask: which of these outfits is worse?
We’re confident our readers know what went down gossip-wise this weekend, but if not, here’s the shortened version.