Frank and Christine. Bitter? Us? Image: Getty Images/Daylife
The sanctity of marriage is one of the few social conventions we respect in this office. We believe every girl and boy has the right to a huge big fluffy dress, a pumpkin shaped carriage, a hugely handsome groom and a sister that keeps her superior posterior covered up, if they so want it. If they don’t, that’s cool too.
We could all just spend the present money on a party instead.
You thought we forgot a few earlier in the week and the truth is – we did. Consider this post a ‘make good’ from us to you!
Alena Seredova made an honest man out of Gianluigi Buffon yesterday in the bride’s hometown of Prague. The couple of six years had their bubbas Louis and David in attendance wearing wee adorable suits.
We’re not sure what kind of omen having to stare into the center of the sun for your paparazzi wedding photos is, but we sure do hope these two kids make it. We give Alena credit for not wearing a carnival of a wedding dress as so many WAGs are prone to do. Her simple white gown and full length veil is perfectly classy.
More holy matrimony this way!
We’ve actually got news of value today, Kickettes!
Don’t worry, it won’t last long, though!
- After recently being removed from Mexico’s Gold Cup roster for testing positive for a banned substance, Mexican Soccer stars Guillermo Ochoa, Francisco Rodriguez (above), Edgar Duenas, Christian Bermudez and Antonio Naelson were seen leaving Fogo De Chao Brazilian BBQ Restaurant in Hollywood.
- Did you see what some are calling the MLS goal of the year? Do you agree?
- First there was Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer, and thanks to Joe and Carly Cole, we’ve been made aware of Alison Scott-Wright, the Baby Whisperer.
‘Tis the season for footballers to sell their single souls, Kickettes. Are you primped and ready to explore the joys of newlywed life from a secondhand, invite-less perspective?