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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”

Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!

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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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We’re quick with news on this end if you can’t tell.

Anywho, if you only have five minutes of procrastination time pencilled in for the day, you’re in luck because we only have five can’t miss stories from the weekend. Make yourself a cuppa (or make someone make you a cuppa), expect lots of air quotes and join us after the jump!

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Raffaella Fico: Enjoy/Player Hate/Swoon/Appreciate The Baby Bump

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Images: JACOPO RAULE/GETTY IMAGES.

Here’s Raffaella Fico runway modelling in a bikini at a Milan Fashion Week show over the weekend.

mario balotelli ex girlfriend WAG italy serie A ronaldo virgin auctionNot sure about you Kickettes, but by this stage of pregnancy (ie, more than 1 hour, ie six months deep), isn’t it the law that one should be on the white suede chaise lounge being fed grapes and a wide assortment of bonbons whilst a random shirtless man turns the pages of Vogue for you to read?

We’re quite certain the only acceptable line of work at this stage is shopping, yes?

Harper Beckham: Queen Babybitcher

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Just look at that exquisite eye scowl (full Kickette Vocab definition here). Harper Seven has a bright future ahead of her.

Ilary Blasi: Still Not Pregnant Or Giving Gifts

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il capitano wife mother of chanel christian cristian totti childrenSpeaking to Tgcom24 at Milan’s Fashion’s Night Out last week, Mrs Francesco Totti once again felt compelled to deny that she and the AS Roma captain were expecting a third.

They say time heals all wounds, but our relief at this news proves otherwise. Maybe we haven’t gotten past the time Ms Blasi boasted about denying her kids their god given right to presents?

“Cristian and Chanel have a different standard of living to most children.. I really want them to understand the value of what they have, I want them to realise how lucky they are. An example? Gifts only at Christmas and birthdays.”

Nope, we haven’t. Is that not the cruelest approach to child-rearing you’ve ever heard, Kickettes?