Germany U21’s take home the big prize after yesterday’s trouncing of the lovely England lads. Join in their celebratory round of applause, they deserve it. Now let’s all get drunk. Oh, and check out video of all the goals here.
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Do any of our readers follow the K-Leagues? They’re going through footie wedding season too.
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Looks like we weren’t the only ones that struggled to get anything decent out of Adrian Mutu in a Q&A setting. Way to make an effort, mate!
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It’s only Tuesday. Let’s make it better for you – check out the top ten hotties of the Confederations Cup.
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Speaking of the Confed Cup, the Vuvuzela disease is spreading and Fernando Torres is the carrier.
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Don’t look directly at the sandals and everything will be okay.
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Is the transfer talk making you insane yet? Andrey Arshavin and Barcelona? Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid? Michael Ballack to Hamburg? Please, someone put us out of our misery and start the season already.
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Get your library cards up to date, Kickettes. The first excerpt from the all-singing-all-slamming book about David Beckham in the MLS is out, and it’s juicy bitchy. (You can pre-order here, the book is on sale from July 14th.)
There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:
Coleen’s jet-ski action;
Coleen’s cute bikini;
Wayne’s inability to tan;
Etc
But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions. Nature rules, doodes!
Col still has a way to go before her baby is due. Let’s hope our girl’s got a lifetime supply of Bio Oil and some damn good cocoa butter.
As we all know, the speech segment at a wedding reception is hit and miss depending on alcohol consumption and personality.
In the case of Joe Cole’s marriage to Carly Zucker, it would seem that, yet again, allowing any person to speak publically in this setting is riskier than outlet shopping.
During the speeches, Carly’s father, Nigel told the crowd about how she crashed Joe’s Range Rover after he taught her how to drive, and then mentioned that Carly hadn’t been the most beautiful of babies:
“The staff at Whipps Cross Hospital still call it Ugly Friday,“ he said.
Charming.
What’s the correct response to that joke? We are assuming a poison dart, but correct us if we’re wrong.
Q: what do you think is worse? Guests hearing that as a baby you struck terror across hospital wards everywhere? Or guests being told about your breast implants?
We’re going to give this one to Alex Gerrard, but only just.
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Read the full interview with Carly and Joe about their reception – and guest speeches – in this week’s Hello!
Cesc Fabregas tends to Iker Casillas’s migrane, which was induced by the vision of his 3-in-1 haircut. Spain play USA today in the Confed Cup semis. Good luck to both sides!
Are Rio Ferdinand, Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch on Twitter? All signs point to… probably not. But, you never know.
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We know where Crouchie is for certain, though – in Sardinia, with girlfriend Abbey Clancy.
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Real talk gangsta ish is going down for Liverpool reserve keeper Nikolay Mihailov. They threw acid on his Ferarri. Serious biz-niz.
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Kaka loves the Backstreet Boys. Don’t judge, you know you do too. Kevin. We still would.
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Newcastle’s away kit keeps it cheery and sunshiney and fugly. In other good news, they’re bringing the story of their season’s struggles to the stage. Yay?
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Anyone else hearing whispers that Xabi Alonso is tying the knot next month? We need to know more. In other Liverpool player yak, is anyone’s baby-sensor tingling? We feel a Fernando bubba is imminent.
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Tottenham cuteness Vedran Corluka is getting married, but being very elusive on details: he says it will be a Saturday in June. This year? Next year? Btw, he has g/f Iva’s name and D.O.B. tattooed on his wrist.
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Frank Lampard does Vegas like only a single footballer can. With a whole ‘lotta wagabees and some suntan oil.
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Finally, don’t forget to grab this week’s OK! magazine for all the lush pics from Wes Brown’s recent wedding.
Image via Ona
Chelsea’s goalkeeper Petr Cech and his wife Martina are proud parents of a new, bouncy and fresh-scented baby boy.
They’ve named him Damián, and he was born at the Apolináře Hospital in Prague on June 16th.
Papa Petr was by Martina’s side, hopefully taking action to ensure her pain relief meds were fully functioning and well stocked up.
The couple already have a daughter Adélka who was born a year and a half ago.
Congratulations!
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