'Wedding Bells & Babies' Category

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Antonio Cassano is a lefty?

Righty-ho then!

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Just Married: The Whelans & The O’Haras

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We’re not sure if anyone gives a hoot about these couples, so we’ll keep this short.

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Danielle Lloyd: Needs More Glamouflage

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Cups with padding or a metallic bandeau would’ve flattered the future Mrs Jamie O’Hara‘s skinny minny frame much better than that triangle top which is making us and her 12 year old boobs sad. Image: Big Pictures.

Universal Mysteries Solved: Carlos Bocanegra Has A Baby

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Kickettes, this is not a photo of Carlos Bocanegra with his baby girl. REPEAT: NOT BOCA’S BABY. Image taken from his Fulham days.

Hmm. Okay. Well. This is a morally and ethically curious tale about invading a player’s internet privacy.

Where shall we begin?

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Getting Our Excuses In Early: Maarten Stekelenburg & Son

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Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images.

We’re devastated that the season is slipping away like so much cheap wine, but yet, our ovaries are heading into high-geared excitement over the many footy kids soon to be prancing around the pitch in shoes worth more than our mortgages.

Former Ajax Amsterdam goalkeeper, Maarten Stekelenburg, bid a fond farewell to the club’s fans during half-time at Ajax’s match against VVV Venlo last weekend and was joined by that mini-me son of his, Sem. Why he did this a year after he left the club to tend goal for AS Roma is beyond us, but semantics, schmemantics. An adorable bubba was involved in Maarten’s goodbye lap, therefore this is news.