Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
A bloke wearing a dress is funny.
That’s a skirt right, Kickettes?
'Wedding Bells & Babies' Category
Christopher Cassano: Collar Poppin’ Kid
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.
This kid learns quickly, no?
While Carolina Marcialis employed the foolproof Kickette Morning After The Night Before Method™ to fend off an unwanted photo opp last week (oversized sunnies, red lipstick, emergency pony, cute kid), her son Christopher was caught embarrassingly cold.
At AC Milan’s match vs. Atalanta a week later, Antonio’s son was all over it like crap trousers at a Real Madrid team dinner. A popped collar, faux-hawk and strong showing of the chubby cheek maximised the effect.
Poor Carolina. Can you imagine what Christopher’s gonna be like when he hits seven?
Leo Messi & Clint Dempsey: Milestone Goal Guys
Happy Monday, Kickettes!
We hope your weekend was full of footy, frolicks and free liquor, and that you got the results you were after for your boys.
As we’re sure you’ve heard, Leo Messi notched his 72nd goal of this season – a new record for most goals scored in one season. After converting on a penalty kick during Saturday’s Barcelona vs Espanyol match – in what was outgoing manager Pep Guardiola’s final home game at Camp Nou – Messi made his way over to his mentor for a tender embrace. It immediately evolved into a group, first team hug. As it should have.
A day later, Clint Dempsey netted his 50th goal of his Premier League career, which was appropriately celebrated in two parts: first by Mousa Dembele manstrangling Mahamadou Diarra midfield, followed by Clint showering his kids with kisses whilst carting them around Craven Cottage.
More results-oriented news you can use in a bit!
Iker Casillas: Transfers, Tighty Whities & Not Tying The Knot News
Image: Hola.com.
We’re not in any rush to quit lusting after Iker and we’re pretty sure about half of you aren’t either.
Cue rumour control report time!
Carolina Marcialis & Christopher Cassano: Bold Accessories & Baby Teeth
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