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Midweek Mmm: Aaron Ramsey, Wales

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International Results: One Eye On The Future

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At this point it’s safe to say that Gareth had no idea how bad things were going to get. Image:¬†Srdjan Stevanovic/Getty Images Europe.

If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.

Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.

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International Results: Celebrate Good Times. Come On!

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Frank Lampard scored two while Steven Gerrard was on the pitch on Friday night. According to most pundits, this was a physical impossibility a couple of years ago. No wonder he looks confused. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.

How did you celebrate the international break? Jumpy claps? Piggy back racing? Provocative hair mussing? Or just simply perving at any hint of manflesh that may or may not have manifested itself?

We had a crack at all of them. With varying degrees of success, it must be said.

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Ecuador NT: Salsa Dancing In A Jacuzzi

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Cheers for the tip, NL!

Watching topless ‘ballers moving and grooving in a confined watery space to celebrate¬†a teammate’s birthday is plain awesome.

Don’t just take our word for it – watch and see for yourselves.

Good Week/Bad Week: Yoga Poses & Eye Problems

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Peace out until Monday, Kickettes. Image: The Telegraph.

Xavi appeared in his panties after El Clasico.

We’re sure some other stuff happened too, but nothing else was as important or fascinating as that.

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