Yeah, we’re not ready for this.
We’re actually relieved that we have no chance at being able to afford the photos. (This one is via/copyright Metro.co.uk)
Watching the Toni & John Public Paparazzi-arranged Photo Call of Heavy Petting Show has caused us to reflect on how the Beckhams handled their first public appearance after the Rebecca Loos fiasco.
They also chose a very public, very pre-arranged media scrum, but their acting coaches weren’t able to get anywhere near as good a performance from them. Victoria was gripping David’s hand tighter than an Hermes Birkin. He gave her piggy back rides. It was kind of awkward, to say the least.
Btw, the company that owns the Courchevel chalet where the Beckham’s “presented” their show of unity at has gone bust… kind of like our ability to mock a situation that now seems un-mockable. If Toni wants to stand by her man, that’s her business. But the heavy-handed constant stream of photos showing their high-dose PDA is too much.
Let’s hope Cheryl Cole and Rebecca Ferdinand’s strategies are better than this.
The Terrys deny that the photos are a PR-stunt, and John has publically thanked the Chelsea fans for their support.
Link: What John Terry’s Reunion… Says About Britain.
RT 
On the flip side, we wouldn’t turn Mario Gomez away if he tried to sing us sweet nothings while we slept. Â If Tomas is the surrogate sibling no one ever knew existed, then Mario is the rich man’s version of … well, a rich man playing a guitar. And we bet he plays a kick-ass version of Joan Jhett’s “I love Rock and Roll”.
