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Hey, Wait. Isn’t That…?

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Images via tumblr. Cheers to Kat for the tip!

… Olalla Dominguez giving Justin Bieber some serious side-eye?

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The Sizzle Query: Fernando Torres & His Heinous Headgear

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Tearing clothes is wrong, Kickettes. There are numerous facilities for the disposal of used clothing that can benefit the less fortunate in our society. We cannot and will not condone the wanton ripping of perfectly good er… (what the hell is that on his head, anyway?) garments for the sake of temporary warmth and/or fashion statement purposes.

We’re not sure which of these Fernando Torres is attempting in this photo, taken by a brave soul at Chelsea’s open training session yesterday. But we have to confess, despite the ‘Elizabethan ruff’ look to the homemade snood bit, plus the fact that we keep thinking about Hilda Ogden when we look at the headscarf thing, Nandina still looks hot.

He does.

We have been at the cooking sherry this morning though. Perhaps that’s thrown our radar off. You think?

Wayne Rooney vs. Frankie Cocozza: Say What?!

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Original Image: Dave Hogan/Getty Images.

If you give Photoshop-enabled laptops to the Mayhem & Fruit Beverage Suite bishes, this is what you can expect to happen. We’ve learned this now and are trying to retrieve the computers, although judging by the state of the intern who returned empty handed from the Suite a few moments ago, our journey will be a long, hard one.

To be fair though, this hideous chimera of Wayne Rooney and X-Factor UK reject Frankie Cocozza is just about weird and unpleasant enough to match the Twitter row the two became embroiled in at the weekend.

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Seasons Greetings: Football Inspired Stocking Stuffers

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Images: Amazon, fcsochaux.fr, Tumblr.

The stocking stuffer displays have come out big and bad in the past week. Can’t figure out what to get your family and friends this year? Or do you want to make the special recipient feel incredibly awkward in front of a large crowd?

Well, three professional footy clubs have just what you’re looking for.

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Doppelgänger Dudes: Landon Donovan & Some Chanel Model

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Presenting Landon Donovan and a random Chanel model, who could quite easily star alongside one another in a remake of the Disney movie where twins switch places, ‘Freaky Friday.’

Only theirs would be called, ‘Freaky, Fraternal-Twins-Separated-At-Birth-Holy-Cow-They-Look-So-Much-Alike-We-Can’t-Get-Over-It Friday.’

Too long of a title?

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Cheers to @DanielleLlanes for the spot. Images via Getty and Tumblr.