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Lukasz Fabiański: Everyday He’s Shuffling

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It may be old for some, but it’s new to us!

We enjoyed watching the Arsenal keeper ‘ride the pony’ at 0.11 and 0.14, among other things.

Trick Or Treat: Guess The Masked ‘Ballers Edition

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Happy Halloween to our fellow Skankensteins!

In the spirit of tricking – as well as treating – our lovely readership, we’ve put together a little ‘guess who’ game of ‘ballers in kooky Halloween costumes. Because our spooky celebrations have been mildly sloppy for the past few years, we were keen on improving our drunken levels to ‘inappropriate’ at this year’s office fete. As a result, today’s themed post is all that we could scramble together in between bobbing for champagne-soaked apples.

There are no winners, just discounted candy corn for the losers.

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Francesco Totti: Relaxed During Rummaging

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Is it just us, or does Francesco Totti look remarkably relaxed for a man who appears to be on the verge of an invasive procedure while a smiling man looks on? To each their own, we suppose. Image via AS Roma’s FB page.

Fernando Llorente: Hot Cross Buns Crooner

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Fernando was a guest on Spanish TV Show ‘El Hormiguero’ a month or so ago [Ed. Note: a reader named Jennifer points out it was really a year ago] and you can enjoy more of his clarinet work, a brief foray into cookery and his views on the importance of scoring (!) here. Images via bellazon.

Now Fernando, would you prefer we went through our repertoire of horn jokes or dusted off the old ‘blowing gags’ folder to put you off?

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In Demand: Giuseppe Sculli, Lazio

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What? No, it’s not remotely odd that thirty-odd grown men are clamouring for another grown man’s sweaty shorts like a bunch of girls at a Bieber show. That’s football. Image: FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images.