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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
We met a man carrying a “Huge Ass Beers” sign over the weekend, Kickettes.
He was a lot of fun.
This is not a picture of him but we’ll explain why not in a sec.
Karim Benzema: Sexiest National Team Player, So Says A Bunch Of Swingers
Image is old. Like early 2011 old. But would you look at those puppy dog eyes!
Our mates over at PasseenProfondeur.fr came to us with some interesting awards-related news this afternoon, and we felt guilty about keeping it all to ourselves. In a totally unscientific and systematically corrupt survey, Karim Benzema beat out his fellow internationals – namely Alou Diarra and Hugo Lloris – by a slim 19% majority to be crowned the sexiest French NT player by FirstAffair.fr.
A swingers-friendly website. Yes, it’s true. Look it up yourselves if you don’t believe us, but don’t be alarmed by the cheesy, soft core porn photos destined for the cover of Danielle Steel’s next novel that may pop up along the way.
Congrats, Karim…? We think?
Kickette Catch Up: Your Extended Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Image: Sport.es.
There was a pool party at Eric Abidal’s house over the weekend, but we rescinded our RSVP after learning clothing was not optional.
Weekend went well for the rest of our Kickette Army we hope?
Good Week/Bad Week: Unpleasant Sightings
Image: Sky Sports News.
Daniele De Rossi has a yellow and black tattoo that looks like a caution sign on his right calf. It’s either fake or real.
The tattoo, not his right calf.






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