Another Monday is upon us, but let’s at least start the day gently with some loveliness via the players of FK Mjölner. The second division Norwegian club recently posted this pic on their official Facebook page, saying it was their “gift to the world.”
We love gifts – thanks guys!
We’re fans of fantasy, make believe, the occasional slashy lit, and although we’ve done this sort of sizzle query many times over, why not put a Barbara Berlusconi-type spin on things for kicks?
Side note: see what the lull between competitive NT football and domestic season football does to us? We’re reduced to invalids whose limbs go numb every time we’re forced to type words and formulate original thoughts.
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.
Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever been, Kickettes. That bum in the background right there? Belongs to one of our finest five members, Olivier Giroud.
Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.
Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.
Yoann must be so jelly right now while Mario Gotze and Michael Dawson, relieved.
Dahveed and fam are spending quality time on Ibiza. Well, they were until they caught a glimpse of Sergio’s tastefully trousered friend.
What else are candid pictures of footballers enjoying themselves on holiday for, other than to give rise to idle speculation and snap judgments by the likes of us?
We’ve got you off to a good start with this selection. Why not channel your envy into something positive too?
We prefer to ease into Monday mornings cautiously, utilising espresso, muffins and photos of
Raffaella Fico’s mysteriously bloated belly Marco Borriello naked to ease into things.
How ’bout you, Kickettes? Does your morning routine deviate from ours at all while you try to get into the swing of things?