December 12th, 2007
Catfight: Charlotte Mears & Danielle Lloyd
Charlotte Mears, ex-fiance to JD, arrived at her old house at the same time as Jermain’s new g/f, Danielle Lloyd pulled up in the drive. (Please see our skanocity chart for more background information).
Not-so-well-paid sources have told the tabloids that Charlotte went bananas and started screaming at Danielle (who is rumoured to be the reason why the pair split). Danielle quickly hit the power locks in the car and speed dialed her mates for backup. Charlotte continued to lay into her, yelling that Danielle had ruined her life, until eventually Danielle decided the Jermain hook up would have to wait, and drove off. No word as to whether Danielle met another footballer on her way down the lane, but anything is possible.
We’re hearing all sorts of rumours about this situ, including that Charlotte is still seeing Jermain and their relationship isn’t completely over. Sounds like one big germ swapping grossfest to us. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Dani, honey. Put the ballers down and step away from the skankocity pants.
Random: in other terribly tragic news, WAGs Boutique (which starred Charlotte) will not be returning for a second season. Damn you England squad of utter crap and non-skills.