December 12th, 2007

Catfight: Charlotte Mears & Danielle Lloyd

Charlotte Mears, ex-fiance to JD, arrived at her old house at the same time as Jermain’s new g/f, Danielle Lloyd pulled up in the drive. (Please see our skanocity chart for more background information). 

Not-so-well-paid sources have told the tabloids that Charlotte went bananas and started screaming at Danielle (who is rumoured to be the reason why the pair split). Danielle quickly hit the power locks in the car and speed dialed her mates for backup.  Charlotte continued to lay into her, yelling that Danielle had ruined her life, until eventually Danielle decided the Jermain hook up would have to wait, and drove off.  No word as to whether Danielle met another footballer on her way down the lane, but anything is possible.

We’re hearing all sorts of rumours about this situ, including that Charlotte is still seeing Jermain and their relationship isn’t completely over. Sounds like one big germ swapping grossfest to us.  We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Dani, honey. Put the ballers down and step away from the skankocity pants.

Random: in other terribly tragic news, WAGs Boutique (which starred Charlotte) will not be returning for a second season. Damn you England squad of utter crap and non-skills.

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13 Responses to “Catfight: Charlotte Mears & Danielle Lloyd”

  1. Ada says:

    I don?t know what those girls found so attractive about JD. Anyway, I think that this story is simply silly. And even more, those girls look quite the same? both skinny and blonds. This is life. It will be the same with Claire Chidely, and so on. Maybe JD should just get a <a rel="follow" href="http://www.marriagemax.com/">marriage counselor before giving up that easy.

  2. whatever says:

    Charlotte wins by miles! How desperete must it be to befriend a girl just to get in the pockets of her husbnd to be! Don’t worry Danielle, he’ll buy you a mansion too and then dump you. Charlottes way prettier, no contest! xxxxxxxxxxx

  3. cassie says:

    i’m sorry but that photo of charlotte you’ve posted makes her looks really ugly.  i mean, get that overbite fixed and then we can talk.  i think dani is disgusting though, any man that wants to be with her is just as trashy as she is, so obviously JD and her deserve each other, so have at it.

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh no!! I LOVED WAGS Boutique, it was soo good.  Maybe its because half the WAGS from last years have been de-wagged so others wouldnt risk the chance of losing their baller.

    Oh and however annoying Charlotte may be, Dani is deffo a step down for Jermaine.  I think they both better off without him tho.

  5. Gemma says:

    Danielle is scum!

  6. Becca x says:

    I Prefer Charlotte And I THink That Danielle deserves To Be Stressed At. She Did Ruin Charlottes Relationship Afterall…

  7. lollygirl says:

    Dan has had a v busy year it would seem…

  8. rebecca says:

    Danielle Lloyd makes me sick. If I was Charlotte, I’d have ripped her F***in head off… and Jermaine’s too!

  9. Sarah x says:

    Almost Everyone Who Was On WAGs Boutique Split Up With There Other Half raspberry Maybe Its Bad Luck x
    I Prefer Charlotte .. But Jermaine Deserves to Be Alone This Christmas raspberry
    Haha Brandy You Do Make Me Laugh

  10. anom says:

    remember jermain has had about 4 affairs now. his a twat. and so are they arguing over the little man. his not worth the fight and them girls ant wrth the oxygen.

  11. tammyv says:

    just tell me there is a shower involved, please! 

    Wasn’t he the one who dated girls who looked alike so he could get away with cheating publically longer?  Those girls look like twins.

  12. Gina says:

    I am getting all these girls confused, Danielle, Gemma, blah blah blah. Maybe coz I’m not in England so I don’t see all the gossip mags, but the only way I can tell them apart is by their boobs <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  13. brandy says:

    Is Danielle becoming the rite of passage amoung Prem ballers?! Some kind of hazing into the not-so-exclusive I’ve-banged-Dani-too Club?! LOL wink