October 15th, 2012

Cease & Desist: An Open Letter To The Sneijder-Cabaus

Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh.

Dear Wes and Yo,

It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We’re not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go about it. We’ve made our feelings on her known before and we will reiterate them just so we’re clear.

Please distance yourselves from this succubus of morality and good taste. The only place you’ll go while associating with her is to the free clinic and no one wants that. Cristiano got out while he could. And if he can do it, so can you.

xo Kickette

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15 Responses to “Cease & Desist: An Open Letter To The Sneijder-Cabaus”

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  2. kaya says:

    Is there something wrong with the other side of her face? She's always posing this way.

  3. JenC says:

    Wow..I still remember when Paris said that she really wanted to date Podolski. So glad it never happened. Paris please stop spreading your herpes to our precious footballing world.

    • C_C says:

      Paris dating Poldi?! That's a laugh. I agree with you 510%. I want her FAR from the footballing world.

  4. Hot4Spurs says:

    This chick is really doing the most! I really can't understand why anyone wants to be seen with her anymore. Her comments about gay and black men are sickening.

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  6. Mari says:

    Yolanthe is courting Hollywood ???
    I think that Hollywood doesn't court her back!!!
    nothing more than a WAG!

  7. kiki09 says:

    Ugh… this is too much. Both of my fav world are colliding and Paris is the culprit. First she gets her hands on one of my favourite male models River Viiperi and hooks him into being her boyfriend and now she's messing with the world of football. Again. Please no and make it stop.

  8. tammyv says:

    PREACH!

    CAN KICKETTE GET AN AMEN?

    YO-JUST NO