August 2nd, 2012

Cesc Fabregas: How Does He Measure Up?


Just a thought, but if the Barcelona medical staff are thorough enough to ¬†measure his tan-lines, does that mean they record the dimensions of everything else too? If they do, and there are photos of it, there are few things we won’t give up to gain sight of them.

A couple of our number have offered limbs. We’re not joking.

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19 Responses to “Cesc Fabregas: How Does He Measure Up?”

  1. Foghorn says:

    Cesc looks in great shape, better than the beach shots from a few weeks ago! One minor quibble though – Looks like he waxes everything below the neck, which is not a good look for a grown man in my 'umble opinion.

  2. Aisha says:

    Whoa!! Now thats a fine body!!

  3. Agnes Wonka says:

    He's hot, yeah. Now, how can we measure his stupidity? (I'm talking about the "D" issue)

  4. kayla benitez says:

    im not a fan of fab anymore since hes been bangin that semAn woman
    thumbs down for me

  5. RamseyPublicist says:

    No, Cesc! No!

    There's nothing more you can do to lure me back to you! But if you really insist, we can talk about some matters like expelling Daniella. And a hot night in my bed! (Not yours because I don't know the horrors it has been hiding!)

    RamseyPublicist (formerly the FabregasPublicist)

  6. Mari says:

    hahahahahahaha LOL!!!!

  7. mabel says:

    yummmmm <3

  8. Jayy says:

    Im sorry Cesc but more nudity will be needed to recover from that dreaded public sex picture!

  9. thelovehater says:

    Yes, yes…he is begging to be let back on the F5 – and with those abs I’d say ok! haha :)

  10. sadpotato says:

    I miss Cesc's tummy…

  11. ann_mi says:

    not usually a cesc fan…but that body…oh my!! : )

  12. gin_in_teacups says:

    Immediate reinstatement to the Finest 5! There is just nothing wrong with anything in this photo. Is it too late to quit my current course and go into sports medicine?

    • vieira4 says:

      Do you know how many times I've uttered that phrase this year, usually relating to the physique of a certain Italian that nobody else here likes?

  13. IrishBlue says:

    Cesc hits back to prove his worth following his removal from the Kickette Finest Five. Can't blame a boy for trying.