February 22nd, 2011
Cesc Fabregas’ Image Issues: Beard Or No Beard?
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Images: Getty Images.
Hearing how Arsenal captain/Finest Five member, Cesc Fabregas suddenly found himself in facial hair distress earlier today was all shades of traumatic for our office. For one unfortunate staffer, the decision making panic came on abruptly and forcefully, and she failed to keep the agonising memory of motherly desertion outside a Harrod’s dressing room pent up in her mental chambers.
For the most part, her pangs of torment can be attributed to the fact that after hours of trying on an array of gorgeous garments, she eventually had to put her purchases on hold in order to locate said parental unit. Once the pair reunited and returned to the sales counter, all her items had vanished into another thin girl’s bag, and she had no choice but to sulk off into the sunset empty-handed.
Damaging stuff, we tell you.
We share this tale of terror with you to illustrate the severity of a ‘baller leaving his beard behind. For some men, like Cesc, the sprouting of stubble is a right of passage into manhood, no matter how baby faced he may be. Bare cheekbones and jawlines are no laughing matter, Kickettes, because once his hairy lip and chin cease to exist, it’s a long time coming until it grows back.
Think hard, people, as you join us in dropping our midday donuts and heads for a second to help Cesc put his best face forward. But beware, your conclusions may have razor bump-like consequences. For added effect, may we encourage you to share your thoughts with Cesc and ourselves via Twitter, so he has no choice but to acknowledge our marriage proposal(s).