June 16th, 2011

Cesc Fabregas: What Did We Do To Deserve This?

Arsenal captain in perfume ploy promo product shill

A haggard Cesc Fabregas and a giddy Martina Klein (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Bar Rafaeli if you ask us) presented the newest perfum & cologne from Angel Schlesser in Madrid yesterday.

We had such a good run yesterday, with the proud-to-be-bare-and-free boys and all that Sir Cesc-alot’s tragic product shilling appearance is a real Debbie Downer on our moods today.

Sweetie, we know you’ve been having your ‘issues’ of late, but as official custodians of your hotness (a privilege afforded to us by virtue of your presence in the F5), we need a word. Follow. Now.

You know we’re always here for you, Cesc. You have a beard crisis? We have a poll. You lift your shirt to mop your perspiring brow? We have a conniption. But just because that story about you getting confused on the tube and requiring assistance from a passer by has resulted in us hanging around North London underground stations for several hours a day in the hope of offering a more ‘hands on’ kind of assistance, doesn’t mean you can take advantage.

 Like with the jeans. They’re tapered. And as for matching them with ratty sneakers? We made our views perfectly clear on this when Iker did it. Stop it.

 Your hair. We’ve lost count of how many emails, messages, phone calls and placards we’ve sent offering to run our fingers through it for you at no extra charge. If you’re not interested, just say, but comb/cut/gel/shave it in the meantime, will you?

We’ve got to say, we’re getting vexed by your disregard for us. But if you run shirtless through the streets of Madrid tomorrow with some of your Spanish NT friends, we may find it in our hearts to forgive. We’ll have to see.

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28 Responses to “Cesc Fabregas: What Did We Do To Deserve This?”

  1. Marina says:

    Am I the only one who’s getting a bit worried about Cesc here? He looks so sad and tired, seriously. Poor man. I hope the summer break will do him good.

  2. Sil says:

    Toooottaly agree! Tired and sad.

  3. Sil says:

    Cescy, dear, whats going on!? He looks sad, like "Why do I have to get a hair cut, use some decent clothes.. The world doesnt love me anymore". You really need some time off with David at the beach, hope Bali will make you feel better!

  4. MsLiverpoolLady says:

    Anybody who says they wouldn't is either crazy or lying! He is still scrumptious to me but he looks a little sad like Jimmy Fallon in Fever Pitch…with the aluminum foil over the windows, etc. I am sure not everyone will agree but I hope they get back together…'in love' suits him.

  5. arsenalluvah says:

    I was feeling really annoyed at this. Then I saw his Twitter post with him visiting the "Gran Canon." He is just too cute.

  6. xoWinnie says:

    like most people have already mentioned, it's whats underneath that counts!
    otherwise, many of us wouldn't be salivating over guys like El Ramos and San Iker.

    so keep on keepin on, Cesc! in the words of Consumer Rapport "go on witcha bad self!"

  7. @AgnesWonka says:

    well, he doesn't look good at all, but I forgive him! he's relaxed, on holiday…..and he's single! XD

  8. Lol says:

    The real bar and cesc…this should happen asap!

  9. mochara says:

    Ohhh god I thought they were dating for a second! *sigh of relief*
    Cesc is sexy (Try saying that 5 times fast!!) in whatever he wears so I have no complaints!

  10. fuuber says:

    Any way but i like cesc

  11. @BrittanyAFC says:

    i'd still have him any way!!

  12. Amber says:

    From the waist up, really not so bad. I like the scruffy and the bed-head. From the waist down, it looks like my dad, and that is VERY unfortunate. I think they should have a tuitorial for footballers as to what consitutes crimes against denim.

  13. Gladys says:

    I'm going to put a positive spin on this and say that Cesc is too busy growing taller to be bothered by his appearance (which I actually think is kind of scruffily adorable). The model he's with is a half-inch taller than him (according to IMDB) and, though she's in what appear to be about five-inch platforms, they're look like they're the same height here. Slouching on her part? Pilates and gravity boots on his?

  14. CharlieGooner says:

    Oooohhh, this gorgeous man, this!! I would have him any day except- omf, the sneakers!
    BUT in my view Cesc can never do any wrong, NEVER! *sighs… Drools over that hair* I love his hair, I Love Everything about him… *long sigh* :-D

  15. Sophie says:

    Leave my Cescy alone. I like him looking smart, I like him looking a little sloppy in fact forget about the clothes I would like him nekkid.

  16. Wow says:

    My God Cecs this what single life have reduce you to? one of favorite spanish eye candy? no, no, no what did i do in my past life to deserve this kind of pic of Cesc this early morning? Somebody do something about this pronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. JA7 says:

    I could eat him..haggard looking and all.
    buuuuut that's just me ;D

  18. Alexandria Samuel says:

    …I still would. Let's be honest ladies, as if you'd say no even with him looking like that.

  19. Sophie says:

    It's because Carla's not there to pick out fashionable clothing for him anymore. The poor dear.

  20. Gabrielle says:

    The only thing that bothers me about Cesc in these pictures are the sneakers. I find the rest of Cesc as absolutely scrumptious as ever.

  21. krnflakgrl says:

    I think he looks totally fine…leave poor Cesc alone.. :(

  22. blake2108 says:

    Worst I've ever seen Cesc look :(

    • krnflakgrl says:

      Really? I completely disagree..he's always had kind of an unpredictable wonky style…I think it's quite endearing.

      • blake2108 says:

        He looks too rough, I don't like the beard, The jeans look cheap and the trainers really don't go/are horrible.

        That's my opinion anyway.

        I could forgive him for the jeans and trainers if he had worn nothing under the jacket.

  23. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I am so sad to see the Iker sneaker style is being shared, yes I can tolerate Iker in it ( but again I love Iker in anything he does and wears, it is a problem I have), but Cesc I love you yes! you are adorable yes! but please don't adopt the Iker style, it is bad enough he wears this.

    Kickette: I join your voice for this running around the street of Madrid shirtless! something I would orgainze too lol!

  24. Tee says:

    kickettes, i don't think cescy's single anymore… looking at the 2nd photo, he's got the ring on his left hand, middle finger – you know, the one that he said Carla gave him for their 1st anniversary
    maybe they did a prince william-kate middleton and kissed and made up?
    if so, yay :)
    if not, get back there asap carla – look what he's been reduced to?!

  25. MadameGourcuff says:

    i don't know how that cologne smells but now that he's single, i wouldn't mind some eau de cesc ,lol