November 21st, 2012
Champions League Observations: Revelling In Muscle Group Glory
As you can see by this rather stacked six pack, Ezequiel Garay was happy. He and his Benfica buddies crushed the hearts of Celtic and the dreams of Rod Stewart by a score of 2-1. We were equally chuffed that the magic lamp we invested in finally granted our ‘more thighs please!’ wishes.
Tom Cleverley’s quads lobbied for the less is more argument, Giorgio Chiellini’s stiff strains scoffed at the suggestion flexibly and Manuel Neuer’s tight hamstring tissue just laid there, outstretched and patently amazing.
Good fun in our heads last night, it was.
If you or your club found itself on the losing side of things last night, we’re thinking of you. May your team’s good looks and chiseled bodies prevail in the end. For those dear readers out there who are numb with neutrality, feel free to reflect on the various hairstyles and team travel kits ahead of tonight’s matches. No emotional ties or stress needed.