Not sure why Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas is so shy, he’s been in top form lately. We’ll have to set aside some special one-on-one confidence-building activities to help him get over this.
Let’s check in with the rest of the visuals from yesterday’s cracking games, shall we?
When Fernando Torres is left barely able to bitchface, no one is happy. No one.
Gerard Pique took staying warm to a level we don’t approve of. Thighs need air, GP! Let them breathe! Set them free! Don’t fence them in! Etc.
Mario and Wes: sadly, they too were unwilling to let their legs catch a pleasant -5 degree breeze for our viewing benefit.
No, Decebren defender Adam Komlosi didn’t have a run-in with a bus, rabid deer or Joey Barton cigar butt. He was just taking part in the Fiorentina 5-2 goal-fest.
Speaking of Fiorentina, Adrian Mutu needs knee surgery. Why are the hot ones all broken?
Finally: Seville created an exceptional multi-man-sculpture and Lyon came to win and they came with abs.
How are you holding up Kickettes?
Cesc Fabregas is actually amazing
My love for him just keeps growing and growing, if thats even possible
He’s in awesome form along with the rest of the lads
Its trophy timeee this seasoonn
UP THE GUNNERSSSS
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