October 4th, 2012
Champions League Results, Part II: Show Us What We Want To See
Unfortunately, we missed most of the European action yesterday, including AC Milan overcoming Zenit 3-2 in the remaining minutes, which is shocking considering the reported liberal usage of hair elastics by numerous players throughout this stage of the tournament.
Regardless of whether your team won, lost or drew, we can all appreciate Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa’s attempt to make everything better via shirt removal. He’s a Montpellier man with a truly big heart who knows what the Kickette Army needs, and gives it to us unselfishly.
That’s enough punditry for us – we’re off to scarper for non-base-layer wearing ‘ballers in compromising positions.