November 2nd, 2011
Champions League Results Pt I: Breaking Records & Reputations
‘No, honestly. It’s fine. Break the two hundred goal record and celebrate with him first, why don’t you?’ Image: MICHAL CIZEK/AFP/Getty Images.
A manmeat feast with a side of sofa bum and extra short tent?
Enjoy your meal.
Potentially a three-fer here, people. Spot the points of interest and gain… well nothing except the knowledge that you spend way too much time on this website. Image: Getty Images.
Ibra’s ‘Pony of Fear’ claims another victim. Image: VIKTOR DRACHEV/AFP/Getty Images.
We want to say something about ridiculous goal celebrations or Timotei shampoo here, but we can’t quite tear our eyes away from something else in this photo at the mo. Image: JOHN THYS/AFP/Getty Images.
Manuel Friedrich is actually a Kickette spy and is currently undertaking field work for us. We are expecting to receive his report in due course. It’s sure to be a corker, though! Image: AP Photo.
Seriously? You thought we did all this ourselves? Actually, the whole thing is a ruse. We have a network of spies working deep cover gathering all our info and we farm the writing out to a school of ill-trained monkeys.
It gives us more time to drink.