November 23rd, 2011

Champions League Results, Pt I: Short On Skin

Shall we kick off proceedings with a game of ‘Guess the Tushie?’ Your recently demonstrated prowess in the area implied you like it. PHILIPPE DESMAZES/AFP/Getty Images.

Apologies for the dearth of flesh in today’s round-up, Kickettes; it seems that the weather is closing in across Europe and the nekkid has gone into hibernation.

Group A

Bayern 3-1 Villarreal

Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.


Napoli 2-1 Manchester City

Rarely has frustration at a team’s failure to win been so artfully demonstrated by a furry man wearing gloves. Wowzers indeed, Joey. Image: REUTERS/Giampiero Sposito.


Group B

CSKA Moscow 0-2 Lille

Lille’s Aurelien Chedjou celebrates his team’s win. Seconds later he broke into jumpy claps and his manly demeanor was all but a distant memory. Image: REUTERS/Grigory Dukor.


Trabzonspor 1-1 Inter

We’re revising our ‘headbands to hotness’ ratios. Back shortly. REUTERS/Murad Sezer.


Group C

Manchester United 2-2 Benfica

Oh noes! Nani haz the sadz! Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images.


Otelul Galati 2-3 FC Basel

It’s all gone a bit ‘Mario Gomez‘ for Granit Xhaka (top). Still, we’re not seeing anything there that a good set of hair clippers couldn’t resolve. Image: AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda.


Group D

Real Madrid 6-2 Dinamo Zagreb

Oh good. As if Real Madrid’s original triumverate of terror wasn’t causing enough problems for defences, Jose Callejon has formed an offshoot. Image: Denis Doyle/Getty Images Europe.


Did your boys qualify or crap out last night? Or are you too depressed at the lack of kit removal to care?

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12 Responses to “Champions League Results, Pt I: Short On Skin”

  1. Mimi says:

    In Bayern the king of bulges and tents and all else possible in the area is Toni Kroos…the freedom seems to help his game.

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  3. Agnes Wonka says:

    Hala Madrid!!! they were sooo great!
    But Man.Utd draw was so strange. My happiness in never complete :(

    • DebS says:

      The United result was really surprising. But I must give Benfica credit for making things so difficult for United.

  4. Gillian says:

    The pic in this recap article is LOVE.…

  5. Rainbowyou says:

    So happy to see Yoann's bum! Even in a pose like that you cant still tell his beautiful!

    Champions League is becoming more interesting!

  6. KL7 says:

    Hala Madrid! Great game, it was good to see Sahin finally play and for 90 min. Ozil was great I hope he can remain on a consistent basis. Altintop needs a shave though. The rest of the team is full of hotties and then you have the two hairies Granero and Altintop.

    • DebS says:

      Thumbs down on the Pirata comment. :( Although I do think Altintop looks better when he shaves.

      Ozil plays much better when Mou plays him in the middle instead of a wing, like when Kaka plays with him. He usually is pretty consistent when playing in that role.

  7. earidurt says:

    hala madrid!

  8. DrStrangelove says:

    Who's the Trabzonspor player?

  9. mel says:

    Real Madrid had already qualified for the next stage before last nights game, but I was at the Bernabeu, what a great game. Amazing experience, since I'm from Denmark. So watching that game at the stadium is a big deal to me.
    If they continue like this winning this big with almost the entire second team they will be unstopable!!!!

    Hala madrid!!