November 23rd, 2011
Champions League Results, Pt I: Short On Skin
Shall we kick off proceedings with a game of ‘Guess the Tushie?’ Your recently demonstrated prowess in the area implied you like it. PHILIPPE DESMAZES/AFP/Getty Images.
Apologies for the dearth of flesh in today’s round-up, Kickettes; it seems that the weather is closing in across Europe and the nekkid has gone into hibernation.
Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.
Rarely has frustration at a team’s failure to win been so artfully demonstrated by a furry man wearing gloves. Wowzers indeed, Joey. Image: REUTERS/Giampiero Sposito.
Lille’s Aurelien Chedjou celebrates his team’s win. Seconds later he broke into jumpy claps and his manly demeanor was all but a distant memory. Image: REUTERS/Grigory Dukor.
We’re revising our ‘headbands to hotness’ ratios. Back shortly. REUTERS/Murad Sezer.
Oh noes! Nani haz the sadz! Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images.
It’s all gone a bit ‘Mario Gomez‘ for Granit Xhaka (top). Still, we’re not seeing anything there that a good set of hair clippers couldn’t resolve. Image: AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda.
Oh good. As if Real Madrid’s original triumverate of terror wasn’t causing enough problems for defences, Jose Callejon has formed an offshoot. Image: Denis Doyle/Getty Images Europe.
Did your boys qualify or crap out last night? Or are you too depressed at the lack of kit removal to care?