November 23rd, 2011
Champions League Results, Pt I: Short On Skin
Shall we kick off proceedings with a game of ‘Guess the Tushie?’ Your recently demonstrated prowess in the area implied you like it. PHILIPPE DESMAZES/AFP/Getty Images.
Apologies for the dearth of flesh in today’s round-up, Kickettes; it seems that the weather is closing in across Europe and the nekkid has gone into hibernation.
Group A
New to Kickette? Unfamiliar with the term ‘short-tent’? Just follow Thomas Muller – he’s happy to show you. Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.
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Rarely has frustration at a team’s failure to win been so artfully demonstrated by a furry man wearing gloves. Wowzers indeed, Joey. Image: REUTERS/Giampiero Sposito.
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Group B
Lille’s Aurelien Chedjou celebrates his team’s win. Seconds later he broke into jumpy claps and his manly demeanor was all but a distant memory. Image: REUTERS/Grigory Dukor.
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We’re revising our ‘headbands to hotness’ ratios. Back shortly. REUTERS/Murad Sezer.
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Group C
Oh noes! Nani haz the sadz! Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images.
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It’s all gone a bit ‘Mario Gomez‘ for Granit Xhaka (top). Still, we’re not seeing anything there that a good set of hair clippers couldn’t resolve. Image: AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda.
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Group D
Oh good. As if Real Madrid’s original triumverate of terror wasn’t causing enough problems for defences, Jose Callejon has formed an offshoot. Image: Denis Doyle/Getty Images Europe.
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Did your boys qualify or crap out last night? Or are you too depressed at the lack of kit removal to care?
In Bayern the king of bulges and tents and all else possible in the area is Toni Kroos…the freedom seems to help his game.
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Hala Madrid!!! they were sooo great!
But Man.Utd draw was so strange. My happiness in never complete
The United result was really surprising. But I must give Benfica credit for making things so difficult for United.
The pic in this recap article is LOVE.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report/_/id/331212?c…
So happy to see Yoann's bum! Even in a pose like that you cant still tell his beautiful!
Champions League is becoming more interesting!
I mean Can still tell his beautiful!!
Hala Madrid! Great game, it was good to see Sahin finally play and for 90 min. Ozil was great I hope he can remain on a consistent basis. Altintop needs a shave though. The rest of the team is full of hotties and then you have the two hairies Granero and Altintop.
Thumbs down on the Pirata comment.
Although I do think Altintop looks better when he shaves.
Ozil plays much better when Mou plays him in the middle instead of a wing, like when Kaka plays with him. He usually is pretty consistent when playing in that role.
hala madrid!
Who's the Trabzonspor player?
Real Madrid had already qualified for the next stage before last nights game, but I was at the Bernabeu, what a great game. Amazing experience, since I'm from Denmark. So watching that game at the stadium is a big deal to me.
If they continue like this winning this big with almost the entire second team they will be unstopable!!!!
Hala madrid!!