September 28th, 2011
Champions League Results Pt I: Sneaks, Leaks & Physiques
Wow, an outbreak of nudity. We thought there was some sort of European embargo on this kind of thing, it happens so infrequently. Not that we’re bitter. Image: AP Photo/Claude Paris.
Have we split the Midweek Champions League Results over two days because a) we want to give you the opportunity to comment on each night’s action as soon as possible, or b) Because it’s a relatively easy way to fill up space when we’re short staffed and we’re thinking of sloping off early today anyway?
If you’re not a regular reader of Kickette, the answer is a). If you are, we figure you’ve already clicked through and are too busy looking for flesh to be reading this anyway.
Sometimes there just isn’t any need to wake the Kickette captioning department from their slumber. This, in case you’re unclear, is one of those times. Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.
Kickette Handbook, Rule 7.34(a): Appropriating stadium technology for nefarious purposes. Like checking out Crispy’s boot-ay on the Jumbotron while pretending to celebrate a goal. Nice application of the law, Ricardo! Image: AP Photo/Paul White.
Remember, if a big hard lad like Walter Samuel is scared of Wagner Love’s hair, it’s okay for us to be too. Image: REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin.
Unless we’re very much mistaken, Napoli goalscorer Marek Hamsik is sporting that damn haircut. We’re just warning you in advance, but if this continues, we may be forced to have a collective breakdown. Image: AP Photo.
That’s two consecutive games without a win. In current Manchester United terms, this equates to nothing less than a crisis. Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images.
Contain your excitement, Kickettes. Part two of this fantabulous results post will be with you tomorrow.