God, this really made my day (and maybe week...
Luca Toni’s toque was no match for Bordeaux last night. Image via Getty
Wow. Last night’s Champions League group action was more exciting than an Hermes sample sale.
In case you missed it, here’s what we observed:
- Frank Lampard’s increasing use of thigh-covering under-armour is becoming a serious concern.
- He should, perhaps, take a cue from Milan’s Marco Borriello and work a scarf instead. Sexy-mofo looked like he needed his own personal catwalk out there.
- New hotness on our radar: Atletico Madrid keeper Sergio Asenjo. He’s twenty, aka, legal enough. (pic from last month.)
- Chelsea gaffer Carlo Ancelotti’s eyebrow has been under discussion of late. We’ll end this mystery right here: botched Botox. Happens to the best of us.
- Not seeing Nemanja Vidic play in every single game possible is a major problem for us. We’ve become obsessed, you see. For example, time taken to write this post is time away from our Vida scrap-booking.
- Sergio “Kun” Aguero continues to be extremely pocked-sized with a man-sized amount of cutes.
- Wayne Rooney, Kaka, Didier Drogba: some damn fine footballing skills right there.
- Pato needs a haircut.
What’s your take on the results? Hope your boys had a good evening’s work.
All base layers should be banned!