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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Champions League Results: Some Observations

Category: Photo Call, Player News

Fernando TorresDid you miss the Champions League group stage action last night? Not to worry: we’ve compiled a short montage of the key moments.

And by key moments, we mean gratuitous shots of men focused on doing their jobs as professional athletes that we have turned into cheap, tawdry moments of objectification for our own amusement.

Adrian Mutu as you'd like to see him. But only if he keeps his money.
Adrian Mutu’s sex face. Note: not to be confused with his “I am going to have to declare bankruptcy” face, which is similar, but different.
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Under armour. It destroys happiness.
Robin Van Persie: his body language says win, his thigh-covering under armour says otherwise.
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Steven Gerrard side bottom
Steven Gerrard, his tremendous thighs and partial bottom. Need another angle?
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Also: Shevchenko’s fine abs and weird robot eye; Pep Guardiola’s excellent hair-to-stubble ratio; Sevilla’s high quality man pile.

Andriy Shevchenko, his abs and his freaky robot eyePep Guardiola, his suit and exquisite hair to stubble ratioSevilla make good man-piles
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Finally: this face. And… this one.

34 Responses to “Champions League Results: Some Observations”

  1. Homefri says:
    October 4, 2009 at 15:21

    Nikki you are the greatest! Nando is the greates and u set that C.Ron lover straight! :)
    Love the pics btw :)

  2. cyd525 says:
    October 2, 2009 at 20:13

    Gerrard’s thighs…..but….Gerrard’s thighs……….oh God….sweaty, hard thighs….

    *thud*

  3. liverpool-lover says:
    October 2, 2009 at 12:18

    Is there some sort of petition or something i can sign to Nando on that finest five list???? I can think of no logical reason for why he is not on there— any answers to that question?

    • Kickette Admin says:
      October 2, 2009 at 13:44

      The very vocal and much loved Nando for Finest Five group on Kickette is large and strong. They will welcome you with open arms. He has yet to make our F5 list but he IS top of the list on our Elite XI squad.

  4. Redgirl says:
    October 2, 2009 at 04:22

    Oh Liverpool – such beautiful men (though fewer since Xabi left) – such a pitiful performance. Why do you do it to us?

  5. Dutchlovesvermaelen&Torres! says:
    October 1, 2009 at 15:35

    God almighty, Kickette thank you for the sexy pics of torres, Highlight for me was seeing Nando huffing and puffing getting angry, Gosh and he looks sexy while doing so, Arsenal were amazing kept flicking through both games and arsenal were on fya,
    Gerrards bum is fuzzy lol
    mutu sex face is crazy lol
    Thank you for the nando pics they made my day ;-)

  6. uneditedmara says:
    October 1, 2009 at 12:45

    OMG! Even if Stevie doesn’t take off a stitch of clothing, he’s ‘big and f*ckin’ hard.’ Just look at him! He looks like he’s all muscle! ‘Cept for those very VERY cute forehead wrinkles. *giggles*

  7. LoveLamps says:
    October 1, 2009 at 11:09

    Mutu sex face = priceless. But where oh where is JoJo’s crazy hair??

  8. Horny>Fish says:
    October 1, 2009 at 10:12

    Amazing pics♥

  9. Kile says:
    October 1, 2009 at 09:18

    Wow, Nando’s abs. Thanks for that.

    PEP … ahhhhh I love him.

  10. Carolola says:
    October 1, 2009 at 07:01

    Oh lord. I was at the Liverpool/Fiorentina game but according to these pictures I wasn’t paying close enough attention.. how could I miss the Nando abs????? haha..

  11. aristeia says:
    October 1, 2009 at 02:25

    Kickette, bless you for providing that Nando abs pic in a larger size. *worships you*

    Lofl @ Stevie and his fuzzy bum. Somehow this made me love him more… Alex wasn’t kidding about his bum. He’s a man’s man! The 2nd angle of that shot… his thigh, omg.

  12. RONALIZA says:
    September 30, 2009 at 21:04

    OMG!! how much i love adrian mutu he was my x-crush,and i love gerrard too that pic of him… LOL…

  13. RONALIZA says:
    September 30, 2009 at 20:57

    I don’t like torres and he is not sexy or hot or anything..i think he is just trying to be like cristiano ronalod and he has said that and he is also trying to be like him in celebrating goals.did you note that? (WITH ALL MY RESPECT TO HIS FANS)

    • I HATE RONALIZA says:
      September 30, 2009 at 23:27

      omg how can you say that! he is his own player he is not trying to be like the retard ronaldo and learn to spell it right geez! i can see your some idiot you jumped on th real madrid bandwagon as soon as he signed with the club!

      • roberta says:
        October 1, 2009 at 03:14

        Ladies,

        no name calling please.

        • Nikki says:
          October 1, 2009 at 07:40

          WTF are you talking about Torres is one of the most down to earth football players he would never be like Cristiano Ronaldo ,ok so fine he has a little thing about his hair but that’s it , he’s not and ego , self obsessed vain jerk . Nando’s celebrations are never in vain like Ronaldo’s his goal sare fot the Liverpool fans because he loves them . Torres is 1000000x the person C.Ronaldo will ever be .

          OK so you don’t find Nando sexy and most of us do ,SO WHAT ! Who made you queen and decided who was the hottest and who wasn’t and if he wasn’t you say he’s a Ronaldo wannabe .

          And what’s beautiful about Torres and makes him more attractive , he’s the sweetest player and so HUMBLE . And he’s stayed with the SAME woman for all his life , and she’s a sweet girl , not like all the prostitutes Ronaldo dates .

          YNWA Fernando TOores

          • Kickette Admin says:
            October 1, 2009 at 08:22

            OK – let’s agree to disagree. Maybe Nando and C-Ron can fight it out in a friendly mud wrestling competition to decide the superior man. In the meantime any comments posted in reply to this strain of convo will be deleted.

            Nando’s abs should make love, not war.

  14. goalkeeperette says:
    September 30, 2009 at 20:36

    Good to see Nando’s fine abs are back. He had a great body during the WC (and oooooohhhhh the Pepe ads) but then he became somewhat chubby around the midsection. Now the above picture – I approve! :D

    And the RVP/Eboué celebration pic makes me happy! Who cares for thighs when you have that scoreline to look at??

  15. ElNino9 says:
    September 30, 2009 at 17:29

    i wish i could’ve seen the liverpool match, just for the torres getting angry part…not so much the losing part…anyone know where i can see highlights of the anger?

  16. mrs aaron ramsey ('pool fan) says:
    September 30, 2009 at 17:11

    gods…fer is just sooo sexy. so cute when he’s angry *sigh*
    Damn!! liverpool lost!! noooo

  17. SamNandoLover says:
    September 30, 2009 at 17:09

    wow, highlight of the day: nandos abs :) . Dont think it is healthy to love someone so much but oh well…

  18. FootballerChick43-"Mrs.Ballack" says:
    September 30, 2009 at 16:30

    I like Sheva’s chest… not much else, lol. All of my teams play today.

  19. MegaNando says:
    September 30, 2009 at 14:35

    Oh the abs are back… Everything is right with the world. =)

  20. afi says:
    September 30, 2009 at 13:59

    Poor Sheva….I hope Kristen do something about the scars under his eyes..

  21. Zatti says:
    September 30, 2009 at 13:56

    i don’t usually like torres but i got say nice abs!!!!!!!

  22. Rummy says:
    September 30, 2009 at 13:06

    Thank you.

    *TorresPicMadeMyDay*

  23. Baby Freya says:
    September 30, 2009 at 12:38

    Nando…Om Nom Nom. And NOW tell me why he isn’t on the Fniest Five, Kickette!?

  24. Toni says:
    September 30, 2009 at 12:16

    Torres gettin angry last night was the best of the whole match.
    He looks so hot when he´s about to kick some ass xD

  25. Nuts over Nando says:
    September 30, 2009 at 10:15

    It’s all about Torres. But last night sucked for me mainly because Liverpool lost. Their defence was terrible.

  26. Emyr says:
    September 30, 2009 at 10:04

    Torres getting angry at dainelli(?) was hilarious.
    it suits ballack or mexes, but nando is just too feminine to take seriously.