September 30th, 2009
Champions League Results: Some Observations
Did you miss the Champions League group stage action last night? Not to worry: we’ve compiled a short montage of the key moments.
And by key moments, we mean gratuitous shots of men focused on doing their jobs as professional athletes that we have turned into cheap, tawdry moments of objectification for our own amusement.
Adrian Mutu’s sex face. Note: not to be confused with his “I am going to have to declare bankruptcy” face, which is similar, but different.
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Robin Van Persie: his body language says win, his thigh-covering under armour says otherwise.
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Steven Gerrard, his tremendous thighs and partial bottom. Need another angle?
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Also: Shevchenko’s fine abs and weird robot eye; Pep Guardiola’s excellent hair-to-stubble ratio; Sevilla’s high quality man pile.
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Finally: this face. And… this one.
Nikki you are the greatest! Nando is the greates and u set that C.Ron lover straight!
Love the pics btw
Gerrard’s thighs…..but….Gerrard’s thighs……….oh God….sweaty, hard thighs….
*thud*
Is there some sort of petition or something i can sign to Nando on that finest five list???? I can think of no logical reason for why he is not on there— any answers to that question?
The very vocal and much loved Nando for Finest Five group on Kickette is large and strong. They will welcome you with open arms. He has yet to make our F5 list but he IS top of the list on our Elite XI squad.
Oh Liverpool – such beautiful men (though fewer since Xabi left) – such a pitiful performance. Why do you do it to us?
God almighty, Kickette thank you for the sexy pics of torres, Highlight for me was seeing Nando huffing and puffing getting angry, Gosh and he looks sexy while doing so, Arsenal were amazing kept flicking through both games and arsenal were on fya,
Gerrards bum is fuzzy lol
mutu sex face is crazy lol
Thank you for the nando pics they made my day
OMG! Even if Stevie doesn’t take off a stitch of clothing, he’s ‘big and f*ckin’ hard.’ Just look at him! He looks like he’s all muscle! ‘Cept for those very VERY cute forehead wrinkles. *giggles*
Mutu sex face = priceless. But where oh where is JoJo’s crazy hair??
Amazing pics♥
Wow, Nando’s abs. Thanks for that.
PEP … ahhhhh I love him.
Oh lord. I was at the Liverpool/Fiorentina game but according to these pictures I wasn’t paying close enough attention.. how could I miss the Nando abs????? haha..
Kickette, bless you for providing that Nando abs pic in a larger size. *worships you*
Lofl @ Stevie and his fuzzy bum. Somehow this made me love him more… Alex wasn’t kidding about his bum. He’s a man’s man! The 2nd angle of that shot… his thigh, omg.
OMG!! how much i love adrian mutu he was my x-crush,and i love gerrard too that pic of him… LOL…
I don’t like torres and he is not sexy or hot or anything..i think he is just trying to be like cristiano ronalod and he has said that and he is also trying to be like him in celebrating goals.did you note that? (WITH ALL MY RESPECT TO HIS FANS)
omg how can you say that! he is his own player he is not trying to be like the retard ronaldo and learn to spell it right geez! i can see your some idiot you jumped on th real madrid bandwagon as soon as he signed with the club!
Ladies,
no name calling please.
WTF are you talking about Torres is one of the most down to earth football players he would never be like Cristiano Ronaldo ,ok so fine he has a little thing about his hair but that’s it , he’s not and ego , self obsessed vain jerk . Nando’s celebrations are never in vain like Ronaldo’s his goal sare fot the Liverpool fans because he loves them . Torres is 1000000x the person C.Ronaldo will ever be .
OK so you don’t find Nando sexy and most of us do ,SO WHAT ! Who made you queen and decided who was the hottest and who wasn’t and if he wasn’t you say he’s a Ronaldo wannabe .
And what’s beautiful about Torres and makes him more attractive , he’s the sweetest player and so HUMBLE . And he’s stayed with the SAME woman for all his life , and she’s a sweet girl , not like all the prostitutes Ronaldo dates .
YNWA Fernando TOores
OK – let’s agree to disagree. Maybe Nando and C-Ron can fight it out in a friendly mud wrestling competition to decide the superior man. In the meantime any comments posted in reply to this strain of convo will be deleted.
Nando’s abs should make love, not war.
Good to see Nando’s fine abs are back. He had a great body during the WC (and oooooohhhhh the Pepe ads) but then he became somewhat chubby around the midsection. Now the above picture – I approve!
And the RVP/Eboué celebration pic makes me happy! Who cares for thighs when you have that scoreline to look at??
i wish i could’ve seen the liverpool match, just for the torres getting angry part…not so much the losing part…anyone know where i can see highlights of the anger?
I’d like to see the highlights of that too.
gods…fer is just sooo sexy. so cute when he’s angry *sigh*
Damn!! liverpool lost!! noooo
wow, highlight of the day: nandos abs
. Dont think it is healthy to love someone so much but oh well…
I like Sheva’s chest… not much else, lol. All of my teams play today.
Oh the abs are back… Everything is right with the world. =)
Poor Sheva….I hope Kristen do something about the scars under his eyes..
i don’t usually like torres but i got say nice abs!!!!!!!
Thank you.
*TorresPicMadeMyDay*
Nando…Om Nom Nom. And NOW tell me why he isn’t on the Fniest Five, Kickette!?
I’d have to agree. Why, oh why isn’t he in the Finest five? Such a travesty of hotness.
Torres gettin angry last night was the best of the whole match.
He looks so hot when he´s about to kick some ass xD
It’s all about Torres. But last night sucked for me mainly because Liverpool lost. Their defence was terrible.
yes, the defence is tragic. wher’s my dani?
Torres getting angry at dainelli(?) was hilarious.
it suits ballack or mexes, but nando is just too feminine to take seriously.