October 3rd, 2012
Champions League Results: The Kids Are Alright
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If we find out who told Chicharito vampire stories just before he took to the pitch against Cluj last night, facial bites will be the least of their problems.
Luckily, we’ve found evidence that other players in the Champions League take their childcare responsibilities a little more seriously…
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Movement & dance during gameplay are techniques that should be encouraged as they will help your baby feel secure and confident.
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Reward your baby with praise for good behaviour.
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But don’t overdo it. Your little one will not develop into a well rounded individual if he does not experience failure at first hand.
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Be careful not to intimidate the little ones with your superior stature. However, apply a measured approach. If you overdo it, they may start to believe that the size differential is not a factor and kick your arse.
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You may not necessarily approve of your offspring’s sartorial decisions, but everyone is different. Overcome your prejudices, love them anyway and you will be rewarded.
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Always be aware though, that bad things can and do happen. When they do, try to remain calm throughout and apply as many distraction techniques as possible to reduce their focus on the pain.