October 19th, 2011
Champions League Results: Totally Pants
Gratuitous, exploitative and sexist photographs of players going about their business published just for titillation? Yes please! Image: Denis Doyle/Getty Images.
We won’t disrupt your view of Iker’s undercarriage with our gibberish today.
These Argentinian (or Argentine? Correct us, Kickettes. We haven’t been challenged in 24 hours and are probably due) boys are seriously into their close shaves lately, no? Image: REUTERS/Phil Noble.
While some advantage was gained by switching off gravity in the Stadio San Paolo, the extra weight of objects proved to be a burden, overall. Image: ROBERTO SALOMONE/AFP/Getty Images.
Yay! The Hot Robot is back on the field in a Champions League match. What’s that? Oh. Well, it was brief but meaningful for us too, Nemanja. Image: REUTERS/Radu Sigheti.
We don’t claim to be experts in body language, but our interpretation of this photo is that Inter Milan boss Claudio Ranieri is feeling the weight of his predecessor’s legacy around now. Image: AP Photo/Michel Spingler.
Yep. We’re still thinking about Iker. Are you? Did anyone actually get this far into the post?