April 29th, 2009
Champions League Semis: Under Construction
Let’s hope today’s Arsenal/Manchester United game is a little bit more exciting than the Barcelona/Chelsea nil-nil result last night.
Perhaps we’ve been spoiled by the recent goal orgies and expected more back of the net action.
While watching, we kept ourselves amused by twitter polling the Kickette army about how to construct the perfect man from different parts of the players at Camp Nou.
Yeah, it sort of went a little PG 13, but such is life.
So, onto today. Let’s take some time out to construct another fantasy man from the line ups. Objectifying professional players and reducing them to body parts is quite calming, and we believe, anti-aging.
We’re going to start with Dimitar Berbatov’s eyes, Cesc Fabregas’s stubble, Cristiano Ronaldo’s six pack, Theo Walcott’s newly expanded chest and Samir Nasri’s hair.
Just kidding on that last one.
Alternatively, we could just declare Patrice Evra the perfect man already and call it a day.