March 4th, 2010
Cheryl Cole: Best Break-Up Bag
Cheryl Cole was spotted heading to Copenhagen today wearing a sequined Alice & Olivia top and paying tribute to recently-deceased designer Alexander McQueen by toting his Flapper Satchel bag. (Yes, it’s large enough to double as a second home for her potentially-displaced pups.)
Described as “a fabulous look,” this behemoth bag features a variety of pockets so that “everything has its place”. If by “everything” the Saks’ copy-writers meant “divorce papers,” then Chezza has the best break-up bag ever.
I think I could fit all 16 of my textbooks in there. I hope she doesn’t try that because she might snap in half.
I hate this bag. It’s about half her height and 5 times wider than her (she’s a skinny mini). If this is just a carry on bag, I understand; if this bag becomes a daily item, then she’s sh*tting herself. I hope she doesn’t smoke a sh*tload and start losing more weight like the last time Ashley created a scandal. She’s skinny enough, we don’t want our Tweedy passing out and needing rehab or anything.
That is one humongous bag and I love it.
shame a bag can´t give you love and respect
I don’t think that’s a break-up bag. I think it contains all her Ashley ultimatums..and a bowling ball…for when they attend their inevitable marriage counselling sessions. I still don’t believe they’re going to get a divorce.
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you could fit two footballs into that bag !
She’s such a poser and a Victoria Beckham wannabe. Sorry Cole, you’ll never have the fashion or bag sense to catch up with Victoria.
Agreed.
Vic Is Queen Of The Wags.
Nobody Else.
Now that is the way to do it, geeting the D word doesnt mean the end of the world, looking good.
That bag might be worth getting divorced for. LOL!
ooh!I know what that bag is for!She’s killed Ashley and chopped him to pieces and is carrying him around in that over-sized box!the perfect crime..
I think that bag could fit me
Im wonderin what shes doin in Denmark 2, off to Copenhagen tomorro… Haha im goin there anyways! Maybe ill see her! Shes not gonna give a concert here is she?
Ofcourse, she is performing on x factor tomorrow night. I knew that, but didn’t care… Perhaps she is leaving saturday morning then.
What is she doing in Copenhagen? More importantly, when does she leave, and at what terminal can I catch glimpes of her?
Is off to the airport now!!
Better yet, I think i’m going to the hotel she’s staying at. Hotel Sct. Petri if anyone is interested… Wink wink.
I’m glad her depression isn’t effecting her fashion sense. In fact, it might even be improving it. Well done!