July 12th, 2010

Cheryl Cole: Dating Disasters With Derek Hough

Derek’s mosquito surveillance techniques were found to be seriously flawed. Image courtesy of Bauer Griffin via Zimbio.

You know what it like, Kickettes. You’re in the early stages of dating (yes, we realise it’s in all likelihood a tabloid scam but please, go with it), taking those first tentative steps towards a relationship and in the first flush of love you plan a surprise for your beau. What could be more romantic than a week away in a foreign clime, taking in the sights and sounds of an exotic country and revelling in the excitement of just being together?

And then your partner catches a hideous, potentially fatal disease. Poor Derek Hough. Apparently he’s feeling pretty low at the moment.

But to be quite honest, Derek, we don’t think you should worry. Cheryl was once married to Ashley Cole. She’s used to travel that results in nausea, weakness and prolonged battles fought out in the newspapers.

But on the reals, Kickettes – Chezza was actually in a very, very bad way, and we were sincerely glad to hear she was transferred from ICU to a private care facility over the weekend. It’s more bad news for her fans, though: with her health being utmost priority, she unfortunately has been forced to bow out of X Factor boot camp stages and will not be performing at V Festival after all.

Get better soon, CC!

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21 Responses to “Cheryl Cole: Dating Disasters With Derek Hough”

  1. Annette says:

    No amount of counseling can reform an incorrigible cheat. Chezza already gave him another chance and look what he did with it, with multiple women to boot. And now we know Ash cheated in the earliest stages of their relationship as well.

    There is nothing to save. It’s best she moved on.

  2. Sam says:

    Pray Cheryl get well soon! Also I'm praying that she and Ashley can sit and talk about their relationship and give it another go. They still love each other and silly games aint going to work.

    They need to stop this jumping from relationship to relationship and look why their marriage failed, find a counselor and work to recover their marraige/relationship. It can be saved with good counseling!!!

  3. Annette says:

    Derek is a lovely bloke, talented, hot, gorgeous and sexy.

    If anyone doubted their chemistry, look no further than any of the videos of them dancing together, or MTV's behind-the-scenes video of the making of the Parachute official music video. She was still married then, but their chemistry sizzled right through the screen.

    Take a look how she rubbed his man boob in the MTV video, saying he's a good man. When she says she wants to change out of those shoes and get a cup of tea, Derek picks her up in his arms, "OK let's go" and carries her off. She smiles a mile wide as she says to the camera, "Bye!"

    If Ash hadn't cheated the 2617th time, they would be the best of pals. Now they are lovers. They both appear equally smitten with the other. It isn't any more complicated than that.

  4. Mel says:

    Is her dress faling apart, or is it supposed to look like that?

  5. simone says:

    I really don't get it. I believe he is Cheryl's dance teacher, but i think he's forcing himself on her. i have never liked him not even on DWTS, he has some sort of idea that he's hot but he's not.

    • mena says:

      I don’t think Derek is forcing himself on Cheryl. If anything, I think they’re both forcing it. Meaning, I think Cheryl & Derek have a business arrangement. Cheryl gets a boy who can help her make Ashley jealous and Derek gets a massive amount of UK tabloid attention.

      They’re both getting something out of this arrangement and remember, this isn’t the first time a Hough has used a fake romance to further their career.

      I don’t watch DWTS that often, but I agree with you: Derek is really very smug for being such a Z-lister. Which makes all the attention he’s getting in the UK even more bizarre. I can’t believe people there are taking Derek Hough seriously.

  6. Pam says:

    I dont get why is she dating gay-face.. Ashley could be a cheater but he's a macho man..But I guess she prefers having half a man. She getting sick is a sign to leave Hough! Ho ho ho I didnt know Christmas came early this year

  7. rubyqueen says:

    get well soon princess cheryl.may you be back on you jimmy choo feet in no time.:D ROCKING THE COUTURE LIKE NO’ONE’S BUSINESS.:)

  8. tammyv says:

    I am not a huge fans of her’s but good lord girl, get well soon. That is horrible

  9. Six says:

    Jo, new to this, what does FTC mean?

    • Jo says:

      Welcome, Six! FTC is the nickname of one of our regular posters.:) The long name is First Team Coach, FTC for short. I was just responding to one of her comments.

  10. Jo says:

    Ick. Get well soon, Cheryl.

  11. Steph says:

    Aww, poor Cheryl. :( Hope she gets better soon!

  12. tammyv says:

    On a related note.. His sister is dating Ryan Seacrest.. it all coes full circle in the Cowell-Fuller world

  13. FTC says:

    Get well soon Cheryl

    I thought Ashley was in LA whoring it up as per, although I doubt that hearing from him would make Cheryl feel any better.

  14. Didi says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!España!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Lisa says:

    not that it matters but where is Ashley through all this? His wife gets a life threatening disease and he is in the same city whoring it up without so much as a get well soon card. You stay classy Ash!

    • Dutch89 says:

      Hasnt she filed for a divorce?? am pretty sure Ashley is the last person she would want to see.