June 7th, 2010
Cheryl Cole: One Seven-Figure Step At A Time
Image via Celebrity-Gossip.net/Flynet.
Since we’ve been rather consumed with debating the accuracy of these Cheryl Cole love-making/piss off, would ya?! faces, we almost missed the opportunity to offer our divorce payout congratulations. She’ll reportedly receive a $6.8 million settlement once her marriage to Ashley Cole is dissolved sometime this August.
Good news, yes? It means Cheryl can finally afford to ditch the velvet trousers and hire man servants to carry her around. In your face, wobbling down Parisian hotel steps!
PS – did you RSVP to her divorce party yet?