June 7th, 2010

Cheryl Cole: One Seven-Figure Step At A Time

Ashley Cole ex-wife

Image via Celebrity-Gossip.net/Flynet.

Since we’ve been rather consumed with debating the accuracy of these Cheryl Cole love-making/piss off, would ya?! faces, we almost missed the opportunity to offer our divorce payout congratulations. She’ll reportedly receive a $6.8 million settlement once her marriage to Ashley Cole is dissolved sometime this August.

Good news, yes? It means Cheryl can finally afford to ditch the velvet trousers and hire man servants to carry her around. In your face, wobbling down Parisian hotel steps!

PS – did you RSVP to her divorce party yet?

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9 Responses to “Cheryl Cole: One Seven-Figure Step At A Time”

  1. C16 says:

    Go Chezza!!!!

  2. lay horses says:

    Not too sure how I found this blog but glad I did find it. Think I was looking for something else on yahoo . Not sure I agree 100% with what you say, but have bookmarked and will pop back to read to see if you add any more posts. Great website

  3. Ella says:

    Ok first, it's hilarious if A.Cole is now with a lapdancer! LOL! That's just too perfect.

    Second, I don't know if Cheryl is actually throwing a 'divorce party', but she totally SHOULD.

  4. Lilly says:

    She still gets on my nerves! But mad respect to her for leaving Ashley who seems to have a penchant for Page 3 skeezers and lapdancers.

  5. Missy Manchester says:

    Well I stand corrected. I didn't think Cheryl would toss Ashley to the curb. I thought she'd pull a Toni Terry. But congrats to her and her settlement. Cheryl can now cobble together her "talents" and pursue superstardom unfettered….and Ashley can slither full-on and freely into his sleazy, gutterfabulous life.