May 9th, 2008

Cheryl Cole: Lace, Ribbons and a Microphone

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57 Responses to “Cheryl Cole: Lace, Ribbons and a Microphone”

  1. brandy says:

    Gorgeous girl, gorgeous bod. Questionable fashion sense. Can’t have it all I guess!
    Divorce papers and some lazer surgery can clear up that Mrs Cole mess.

  2. Avenath says:

    xlxcx, blue used to be my favourite colour until i saw that link…

  3. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    I do have to admit girls aloud are pretty coolish. And maybe i do have tickets to see them play at osborne house (isle of wight) MAYBE JUST MAYBE…
    oh and cheryl my love if you are going to turn up here dressed like that atleast remember you are going to be in the grounds of Queen Vic..x

  4. xlxcx says:

    Can anyone tell me… What the hell was she thinking: http://www.imagebam.com/image/0dc05a6136136/

    She really needs to go to fashion prison for a death sentence.

  5. sara says:

    god people, she’s performing in concert, that’s why she looks so outrageous, it’s kind of the point.

    the common sense in this place sometimes is so aaaargh.

  6. Rusty (Frau Ballack) says:

    and I just noticed that the list of songs on the back of the CD case of my copy of “Sound of the Underground” looks suspiciously like that of the Rolling Stones’ “Forty Licks.“ bad bad Girls Aloud marketing!

    I’d love it if GA came and played the Paradise here in Boston…

  7. Rusty (Frau Ballack) says:

    Yeah, they’re on tour. And I, a classical musician, just got FOUR Girls Aloud CDs in the mail! I LOVE them! They’re so freaking catchy!

    keyword: nothing92. That describes their musical talent.

    (I had a particularly crazy week consummated by three surprise-ish birthday parties for my father.)

  8. She appears to have an itch she needs to scratch with her left hand. Mind you I think any of us would feel a permanent irritation if we were married to Cashley

  9. Becca x says:

    Haha, Im Guessing This Is For Ther Tour.

    What is She Wearing?

    At Least Shes Wearing A SMile Though <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I Would Love To Go And See Girls Aloud Live!

  10. Sarah x says:

    Ohh Dear, What Has She Done?
    At LEast She Looks Happy Though..

  11. Leilani says:

    I didn’t know that CC was doing a Cher tribute concert. Let’s hope it was a benefit concert, so that *something* good came of this abomination.

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I just realised that my last comment had nothing really to do with what else had been said, it had just been bugging me so thought I’d share it.

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I heard Grant talking the other day and he said his child asked why the media were always talking about him leaving or getting sacked. And he’s response was ‘they all love me, they can’t help talking about me because they love me so much’ or something like that. Now I was one of the few women who didn’t like Jose, but sorry Grant, there is only one Mouriniho and that would have been he’s response. Coming from you it just sounds lame and makes you a Jose wannabe!!

  14. LucyLu says:

    I know I said Roman should buy Sergio in the Real thread but I’ve changed my mind. I’m feeling selfish and basically all the hot Spanish ballers should play for Liverpool, or just stay in Spain! I’m not even sure if I fancy Sergio yet, but I’m not taking any chances <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Say no to Chelski, Sergio!

  15. HoneyBEe says:

    cheryl bites-Roman should admit he wants Jose back (damn we all want him-one way or the other)and should also buy Sergio.Grant is OK but no one can replace “the special one”-media,players,fans miss him,especially women.It’s just not the same without him.  hmmm
    I’ve heard that there is a chance that he will coach Inter next season.Drogba is going there(love him but I’m a Milan fan).But there is nothing wrong in wanting to shag a player from another team-is there? red face

  16. Tres Bien says:

    There’s nothing that screams ‘class’ like a giant wrap around thigh tattoo.

    And don’t all of you know, getting a tat of your SO/spouse/partner/etc is the kiss of death.  So, please, Ash and Cheryl, let this relationship die already!

  17. cassie says:

    the tatoo i think is trashy….but that’s just my opinion.  it’s funny though, you don’t see her with her hair up anymore showing off the mrs. cole tatoo eh? 

    i agree, this is just a performing costume, so i can’t really judge, and sadly i’ve seen worse!!  she looks great either way though!! i’ve always liked her, i know she’s mouthy and comes off as pretty bitchy, but she speaks her mind, which i like.

  18. Deanna says:

    Oh dear, what is she wearing? Or not wearing?

    Maybe I’m just a prude, but she looks trashy in that!

    It’s strange, I always found her rather pretty. I don’t see the attraction to Cashley though, it probably was all about the money.

    Never heard Girl’s Aloud. I think I should, most of you girls seem to like them.

  19. LucyLu says:

    Fourth, don’t Youtube them – ignorance is bliss in this case! LOL

  20. sweet_dreamz says:

    gulp Oh dear…

  21. Ice Princess says:

    Cheryl is still as pretty as ever, not liking the costume (or tattoos—both the rose and the Mrs Cole one x_X) though o.O

  22. J.V. says:

    It probably looks great if your in the 35 row stage right.

    It’s so they can make those $100 nosebleed seat feel like they’re apart of the concert.

    Instead on making them feel as though they should’ve
    bought the “live in concert” DVD for 20 instead.

  23. Jacey says:

    John Terry is getting a “Mrs. Cole” tattoo on the back of his neck????!!!!!!

    (just kidding, I know what you meant)

  24. Carefree says:

    She’s hot.  The tattoo is awful.  It reminds me of those tacky barbed-wire tattoos that guys were getting on their biceps in the 90s.

    She’s still hot though.

  25. sarabee says:

    Cheryl hides her microphone close to where Ashley sticks his own phone. LOL

  26. mrsredknapp says:

    Mrs Xabi, I agree, I love girls aloud, they do have some very catchy tunes!!
    and this is a stage costume, not something she is wearing in public, which we should be relieved about!!

  27. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LOL LOL LOL @ Enough Already!!!

    I love Girls Aloud, they are the most pop and cheese-tastic band ever. So much fun to dance and sing too, I’d love to see them in concert!!

  28. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    what the heck cheryl please? Jeez i cant get over it no more! Mrs Cole on her neck? i mean c’mon no1 even in a relationship with a bloke like ashley (who gets pissed every other day and you dont see til the early hours—obviously means he has been pleasing some broke tart) should never get a tatoo with his name on it. Whoa what an idiot!

    Security word: better84 get some better clothes on chez

  29. Aoife says:

    Oooh the tattoo is just so trashy!

    I would love to see GA live. Love those fan tanned Barbies!

  30. TammyV says:

    MRs. Gigi The G’Nev Brown, she thought this little number was fantastic, clearly her tastes are questionable at best

  31. Enough Already says:

    She needs that “Mrs. Cole” tat on the back of her neck in case Cashley forgets whom he’s bending over.

    I hear John terry’s getting one, too.

  32. Wow, that’s a bunch of weird costuming.  Sort of Mae West meets Lady Heather.

    And big hair.  And big makeup. 

    You know, I’ve never seen Girls Aloud or heard them.  I should youtube them. 

    I think the thigh tat is hot.  I wouldn’t mind having my next one there.  But my thigh is not so firm and smooth.  A rose on my thigh would look a little withered.

  33. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    she’s still very pretty…
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/blank.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="blank stare" style="border:0;" />

  34. FabLove says:

    BUT he’s a JERK.

  35. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    He has nice teeth Gigi!!

  36. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Why did she marry Cashley again?  Someone please enlighten.

  37. Johnna says:

    Man, Kickette, y’all are on the ball today!

    I’ve never really liked this woman. Still don’t based on this picture. STILL don’t because she has sex with Cashley on a regular basis. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  38. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh. Dear. Lord!!!

    OK I’m just going to say that her face looks as pretty as always. I really can’t even begin to talk about the costume!!!!

    Lets see all the Kickette fellas come out of the woodwork again <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  39. FabLove says:

    Oh Cheryl. Those have to be side effects from depression. Because that’s an ugly suit.

    I wish she would remove the thigh tattoo, right?
    Also, I feel sorry for her because she has another tattoo with the word “MRS. COLE” on the back of her neck.

  40. Michelle (joey' says:

    ashley is a left back and sergio is a right/center back.  so sergio wouldnt replace him. i would lovveee for sergio to come to chelsea though

  41. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    HoneyBee: I second this motion as well! D’you think we could appeal to Roman’s baser instincts? Y’know, persuade himt hat now he’s sacked the fit manager, he needs a (second) fit defender…?

  42. That’s just one f-ugly mess! It looks like a Project Runway/Catwalk reject. Five costumes in one – I couldn’t choose!

    On first glance, I thought that shadow around her left hand/arm in front of her crotch was something ….else! If you’re going to wear such a bare outfit, WAX!

    But then I realized it was a shadow …and the folds of the netting on her sleeve/glove/whatever.

    Kaya – that butt flounce does look inflatable.

  43. kaya says:

    So do one of those things on her bum attach to a helium tank so she floats above the stage at some point during a concert?
    Whatever that thing is on her rear, it looks inflatable.
    She certainly is beautiful. I’ve never understood why women stay with jerks, but even less why beautiful women stay with jerks.

  44. Asma:) says:

    She definitely needs to ditch Cashley – she always used to say she would dump if being cheated on.

    According to Cashley’s mum they are back together, I don’t think they are though.

    I think both are stupid if they stay with each other.

  45. HoneyBee says:

    She’s very pretty.Gorgeous in fact.I hope Abramovich buys Sergio Ramos from Real and gets rid of Cashley. Of course this desire has nothing to do with my crush on Mr.Ramos(so hot) and the desire to see Cashley end up where he belongs(bench or other club,I can’t believe he played for Arsenal and now for Chelsea-not that talented). mad

  46. klyn312 says:

    she is so adorable she really really needs to have that W.T. tattoo removed though. Ashley is an idiot.

  47. Tracy says:

    Sorry, I just detest the TAT! Tacky and trashy. But, as always, she has a very pretty face.

  48. Gina says:

    CherylBites—is this why I’m 44 and single? Cause I don’t think of myself as Mrs HotBaller, I think of them all as Mr Gina <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  49. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    cheryl_xxx: I second this motion. She ought to have changed her ENTIRE name when she got married – should have called herself Prunella or somesuch.

    P.S. I have extended my appellation to keep up with the “Mrs…“ trend.

  50. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m saying nothing <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/zip.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="zipper" style="border:0;" />

  51. FootballerChick43 says:

    Very trampish.

    I wouldn’t appreciate my spouse roving around in garments like that, but whatever floats your boat.

  52. Gina says:

    Actually, I might want a bit of Cashly. A dominatrix bit so I could give him the big ass-whuppin he so desperately deserves <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  53. cheryl_xxx says:

    oh no!!!!!!
    i used to like you
    coz
    a) ur names cheryl too!!!!!
    b) u were dating ashley cole the arsenal player
    c0 and you had ur own mind

    now you’re gosh a) married to cashley cole the chelsea player,no offence frankie baby and b)you’re still married,although he cheated on you…
    and now you’re wearing this!!!!!!

    oh cheryl,stop bringing shame onto our name!!!!

  54. LucyLu says:

    Whatevs Mrs X, we all know you secretly want a bit of Cashley! tongue rolleye

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah, he does have large gums. I was trying to think of a reason and that was the best I could come up with!

  56. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    MXA, his teeth scare me.  A bit too gummy, for my liking.

    Most definitely questionable Tammy.

  57. Kiki says:

    Suit and tatoo = Awful

    CHERYL = AWSOME

    She’s a pretty girl…