April 10th, 2008
Lazy Links & Randoms
If you’re still exiting a nightclub using your feet, you’re obviously of the steerage class. Please, take inspiration from Mr. Pidgeley and his unfortunately stretched Calvins. Walking is for suckers.
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Cheryl Cole is “available”. At least she is in the new Black Eyed Peas video. A cheeky sense of humour, or is this the end for her and Ash? Also, how uncomfortable does everyone look watching CC “break it down”? Image thanks to our main squeeze, Matt.
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Winners of the ICON comp, you have been emailed… check your inboxes.
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Coleen McLoughlin as Audrey Hepburn. No, really. They’re like, fashion icon twins, seperated at birth. And by several decades. And actual style.
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We want to stop reporting on Jermain Defoe’s love life. We really do. But we keep typing and linking. It’s a sickness and we need help. But before we seek it, we’ll let you know he’s hooked up with BB “star” Aisleyne. We’re going to quit now, really.
Love the pic of Mr Pidgely (if that is indeed his real name lol), hilarious <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> I’m glad to see such dedication to the cause of drunkardness!
For Cheryl in the video, I felt the second hand embarrassment in the screening room for her, hell I felt it too, but I’m not sure it is her fault. I willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and place equal blame on the choreographer and stylist <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Another thing that separates Audrey and Colleen are about 100 pounds and about 15 inches around the waist and thighs…. Since when is size 10 considered “svelte”?! I cringe when I imagine her as La Bardot or M Monrow…. *ewww* And “Brand Rooney”?!?!? Puh-leez!
No win for me either
Elise, you KNOW I would have sold you my JT AND Frank issues <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I don’t understand all this Colleen-loving. I really don’t. She looks like a tinier and brunette Alex Whatshername.
I have to disagree Madame Kickette. I don’t think anyone looks uncomfortable watching other than Cheryl and that’s because it’s ALWAYS weird watching yourself on screen like that.
I think Cheryl did an AWESOME job – the lady can really dance. And remember this in an LA video shoot – what she’s wearing is totally and completely awesome for LA. Though I do hope she brought that necklace to the shoot with her and insisted on wearing it.
Winners of the ICON comp, you have been emailed
No ICON win for me either!
Very sad.
I like the hoodie. Its quite amazing.
Of course, I’m a big hoodie fan.
The only thing in my in-box is three pieces of Russian spam.
The rest I don’t care about.
1.) Chezza’s looking awfully chavalicious in that cap there. Although, if she’s ditched Puky McCheaterson, I applaud her!
2.) While I do have a soft spot for Coleen, she looks awful in that picture. What’s the craic with her fringe-y thing? I love BAT and Audrey. Why must people keep trying to dress up as her? A cigarette holder does not Holly Golightly make!
what IS she wearing? oh dear indeed.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw that “homage” to breakfast at tiffany’s. Audrey Hepburn is my idol, she was the classiest, most talented and most beautiful woman ever to grace this planet.
And now some Scouse chav is dressing up as her.
*pulls eyes out*
Okay, with the ICON thing- so it wasn’t TFO, Mrs. Xabi, Rusty, tammyv, or anyone who posted on this page. So who won? c9 hasn’t reported yet. Is she among the lucky?
I can’t tell you how badly I wanted to win this thing! Now I’m going to have to fork out some major cash to get hold of that JT issue!
First comment – woo!
Two things to say: 1) oh dear, Cheryl, oh dear 2) get a grip Coleen – keep dreaming. Whoever came up with both ideas has a cracking sense of humour…
*Shakes head* Colleen…poor ol’ Audrey Hepburn is being ripped off by some chav from Croxeth Estate. She must be rolling in her grave! lol. I have no godly idea what the British media’s fascination is with Colleen, she is so painfully plain, and on the glam scale – well lets be honest, Rooney did shack up with a 100 year old hooker – so he musn’t be picky.
As for Cheryl – I don’t know what’s worse – seeing her in that outfit, or hearing her talk!
Yikes Cheryl looks like a chav there (and it’s weird, because she doesn’t look like trailer trash; she just looks like a chav.) In the clip she looks like she’s doing some dance seven-year-olds are taught when they feel like being fish.
I didn’t realize that Coleen was so tiny. She’s size 6 US.
How in the world do people from Big Brother become celebrities?!!
Mr Pig – who are ya????
Cheryl – Think she did good in the video, I watched the show where she was training for it and she really did work her arse off. Love the chavtastic necklace too.
ICON Winners – who won?? I really wanted it, knew I should have bribed MrsKickette with some Ronaldo or Xabi pics!!
Coleen – Love ya, but this is a bad picture!!
Jermaine’s new squeeze – For those that don’t know her, lets just say she make Danielle look classy and I think he has finally found his soulmate!!
coleen looks so photoshoped in that pic and plz that is a insult to aubrey , coleen will never be the kind of icon tha aubrey is
aubrey: elegance.class.style,talent!!!
coleem :wag