November 17th, 2009

Christine Bleakley: Welcome to the Club

Christine Bleakley in May2009Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we’ve not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many “sightings” of the couple have taken place and “sources” have come forward with details of such events.

Let’s see what’s really going on, shall we?

Two short quotes should sum things up nicely:

“We are an item and I’m loving it.”
– One of Christine’s “friends” quoting her on the relationship with Lampsy.

We say: really? “An item”? Who talks like this?

Kickettes, if you had hooked up with Frank, isn’t it more realistic that you would be saying something like, “Back off, bitches! He’s mine!” or “Hell yes, I’m living the dream. Don’t expect to hear from me until I’ve locked the wedding down. Boo-yah!”


“Do you really think I’d tell you about it?”
Frank Lampard exiting the Hollywood Arms, where he was seen having lunch with Christine and a mate.

We say: Fair point. But let’s save the stealth undercover behaviour for something truly scandalous. This seems hardly worth the effort.

In conclusion, the Kickette HQ verdict is that, yes, they’re together. And slightly paranoid. Christine is playing it cool, but we all know she’s doing the happy dance everytime she excuses herself to go to the loo. Can’t really blame her.

Welcome to the WAG club, luv!

Image of Christine from May 2009 via Zimbio

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24 Responses to “Christine Bleakley: Welcome to the Club”

  1. lampsylover says:

    definitely this one its WAY BETTER than Rives (well even grab is better than her)..!!:D
    but still NOT enough for my lampsy…aniways i wont worry couse its obious that they wont last! (just been realistic) ;)

  2. becca (mrs lampard!) says:

    i give it 10 minutes …

  3. NinyaC says:



    Im going to cry… :( ( (And JT too I’m sure.)

  4. FootyMouse says:

    She looks like a tranny

  5. LoveLamps says:

    I refuse to welcome someone who has yet to be confirmed as an official WAG. To me, she remains a tabloid rumor. Denial? Me? Never!

  6. it.girl says:

    Definately better than elen, but still not good enough for lampsy.

  7. Nats1602 says:

    Good on Lampsy!! A big step up from Elen, someone who is doing her own thing, pretty and hallelujah can actually dress well!!!

    meanwhile Elen just makes herself even more pathetic

    “‘Frank supports the kids, but I have to work. Obviously, he gave me the house, but the rest I have to do myself.”


    • bubbly_cheryl says:

      i completely agree with you, if she really loves then why did she wait till he got someone else to start to drum up publicity oops i meant sympathy and i think christine is absolutely gorgeous (not a girl crush) but at least we can be guaranteed of a good fashion sense- love her and she was a good dancer on strictly come dancing.

  8. kaya says:

    idk, she seems fine. I don’t think she looks any older than Elen, but she certainly at least seems to dress her age, which is a good thing.
    however, i can’t forgive anyone for accessorizing with a bow.

  9. Ellie says:

    I suppose she’s a step up from Elen…but I’m so not impressed. Seriously, Lampsy, you could (and should) aim higher!

  10. Thea says:

    Christine is such an upgrade to Elen – at least she has a job as well as a dress sense!

  11. Lana says:

    It seems Frank doesn’t have taste in women. Both her and Elen are sooo not(

  12. strawberrym says:

    I hate the One Show with a serious passion but I do think Christine is quite sweet. But I thought she was linked with Adrian Chiles?!

  13. carly says:

    Bah. At least she doesn't look that bad in that photo…

  14. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Welcome to the club, and good luck to you and Lamps!

    As long as they're happy, I have nothing to fuss about.

  15. Riya (Come on you Re says:

    I love you Lampsy and I wish you happiness but you couldn't find anyone better than …. this woman?

    Why do footballers have the worst taste in women?

  16. Lorelei says:

    Christine is boring and her tv program is pointless. Frank can do sooooo better. And I hate to say it but Elen was better.

  17. Suzie says:

    I know I'm alone in this but I like her. I read an interview with her when she was talking about being papped on her hols from an unflattering angle and she was so down to earth and relaxed about it that she made me laugh.And she looks her age- as you should do, without any help from botox etc

  18. Lamps' babe says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..ok,I can write now…

    Ok…ok..take a deep breath…now..I've never been an Elen's fan.but at least she seemed funny.Now I have a question:what does, an extremely handsome men,in his 30s,like in a woman like this?she seems made of leather,with a big big mouth and she seems extremely old..please answer me.

  19. Julia says:

    Who the hell is she?

    Well she's got better taste then Elen Rives but… hmm. Looking old. Whatever suits you, Frankie.

  20. SweetVito says:

    I looooove Christine. But I kind of miss Elen too. I'm with tammyv: he was hotter with her.

  21. tammyv says:

    Damn son… man-up and grovel to get Elen back.

    You are serious like 85% less sexy without her. Plus she is awesome and entertaining and, without her, you sir are bland and generically English.