November 17th, 2009
Christine Bleakley: Welcome to the Club
Other than the ghost of
Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we’ve not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.
However, over the last few weeks, many “sightings” of the couple have taken place and “sources” have come forward with details of such events.
Let’s see what’s really going on, shall we?
Two short quotes should sum things up nicely:
“We are an item and I’m loving it.”
– One of Christine’s “friends” quoting her on the relationship with Lampsy.
We say: really? “An item”? Who talks like this?
Kickettes, if you had hooked up with Frank, isn’t it more realistic that you would be saying something like, “Back off, bitches! He’s mine!” or “Hell yes, I’m living the dream. Don’t expect to hear from me until I’ve locked the wedding down. Boo-yah!”
“Do you really think I’d tell you about it?”
– Frank Lampard exiting the Hollywood Arms, where he was seen having lunch with Christine and a mate.
We say: Fair point. But let’s save the stealth undercover behaviour for something truly scandalous. This seems hardly worth the effort.
In conclusion, the Kickette HQ verdict is that, yes, they’re together. And slightly paranoid. Christine is playing it cool, but we all know she’s doing the happy dance everytime she excuses herself to go to the loo. Can’t really blame her.
Welcome to the WAG club, luv!