May 7th, 2012
Christopher Cassano: Collar Poppin’ Kid
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.
This kid learns quickly, no?
While Carolina Marcialis employed the foolproof Kickette Morning After The Night Before Method™ to fend off an unwanted photo opp last week (oversized sunnies, red lipstick, emergency pony, cute kid), her son Christopher was caught embarrassingly cold.
At AC Milan’s match vs. Atalanta a week later, Antonio’s son was all over it like crap trousers at a Real Madrid team dinner. A popped collar, faux-hawk and strong showing of the chubby cheek maximised the effect.
Poor Carolina. Can you imagine what Christopher’s gonna be like when he hits seven?