November 23rd, 2007

Cissé and Crew Work the Blue

When it comes to Cissé we like to put our fingers in our ears and sing, “la la la” whilst our readers tell us he is not hot.


We must insist that Djibril is the hotness. We know about the red velvet suits and the multitude of hair experiments and the anti-social interview techniques and that he may or may not have laid a smackdown on a teenager during a commercial shoot. We still call ugly-hot on Cissé.

Sure, 99% of the time we’re all about the pretty boys and the machos, but every girl needs a little ugly hot in their lives, trust us. Plus, he has metal plates in his body. So he falls into the robot-hot category also.

Anyhoo, here’s the new kit for the French national team. And a link to an irate, French-speaking Cissé. He ends the interview early when a journalist asks him about his wife, with whom he recently suffered a family tragedy.


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16 Responses to “Cissé and Crew Work the Blue”

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  3. james says:

    Many people think cece is damn ugly guy. But what matters is that he is a damn good player. He puts his heart and soul into his game, which has made him one of the most promising players in the industry. I hope hits the top of the charts this here

  4. click here says:

    Queens Park Rangers striker Djibril Cissé is amazingly hot! His speed and acceleration are just some of the factors on why people adorn him that crazily!

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  6. brandy says:

    That is the worst promo pic ever. They all look extremely lame and pansy-ish especially the fairy princess in the front… ICK!!!

    Did they put a second star on the new kit like they did in the Adidas ad pre-WC 2002? That was HILARIOUS! I loved that not only did they get that second star, they didn’t even get a goal! That’s called arrogant bad winners karma! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> LUV IT!

    And why are they still playing with the same players from 1998?! They were oldish then and that was almost a decade ago! Loathe me some French National Team! BOOOOOO!

  7. Amanda says:

    It’s not the ugly-hot I have a problem with.  It’s the wife-beating.

  8. michelle says:

    I didn’t know robot-hot was a category of hotness but I like the idea.

  9. Hey, everyone has a footballer crush they can’t explain. It’s all right.

    I’m still not convinced on that new kit, though. I liked the other one. Collar’s not bad, though.

  10. uneditedmara says:

    I have distanced myself from all things England Euro2008 because I can’t take more heartbreak.

    But on the subject of Cisse, he still is The Lord. Hot. DEYUM.

  11. Robin says:

    I love that he does such original things with his hair!

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    No to Ciss

  13. carly says:

    It’s not about him being ugly or not but I really don’t like him because he’s such an a***ole!

  14. tammyv says:

    Ugly/dirty/muppet hot is a very unique thing to all girls.  I can understand the Cisse thing, he has a badboy/dirty/sex-on-a-stick thing going on. 

    I am not one to judge about it.  We all have our crosses to bare on that front: I love JT.  I know, I know, I love crazy!  However, I can’t understand the Stevie G love for the life of me. The sight of him makes me want to bash things with rocks but I can understand that my fellow kickettes love him and I respect their choices.

  15. Becca x says:

    Hes Not Doin It For Me Im Affraid… But I Love Jamie Carragher.. Hes A Bad Man raspberry

  16. SuzyQ says:

    Not hot to me.. but I can see why you’d think so Kickette…
    i like the new kit, but I’m too depressed about England to think of any other international squad.