November 23rd, 2007
Cissé and Crew Work the Blue
When it comes to Cissé we like to put our fingers in our ears and sing, “la la la” whilst our readers tell us he is not hot.
We must insist that Djibril is the hotness. We know about the red velvet suits and the multitude of hair experiments and the anti-social interview techniques and that he may or may not have laid a smackdown on a teenager during a commercial shoot. We still call ugly-hot on Cissé.
Sure, 99% of the time we’re all about the pretty boys and the machos, but every girl needs a little ugly hot in their lives, trust us. Plus, he has metal plates in his body. So he falls into the robot-hot category also.
Anyhoo, here’s the new kit for the French national team. And a link to an irate, French-speaking Cissé. He ends the interview early when a journalist asks him about his wife, with whom he recently suffered a family tragedy.