September 27th, 2011
CL Preview: Declarations Of Debauchery
Image Credit: AP Photo/Matt Dunham, Paul White.
Since we’re about to embark on another week’s worth of UCL action, the ever aggro Mikel Arteta implores you to put your money where your mouths are and make your match predictions.
We’ll go first: someone will score, Mario Gomez’s hair will continue to suck, Manchester United’s second string will win and we’ll be the last ones to leave the pub.
Oh and before we let you all do your thing – Cristiano’s stank face sends his best. If that’s not a match-winning attitude, we don’t know what is.


[...] Mikel Arteta’s impression of…The Continental. [Kickette] [...]
Arteta. A whole lot of yumminess!
Damn Arteta looks scary there.
Arsenal love!
Secondly, I just about LOST it when I looked at these two pics! Arteta's face is hilarious, and somehow I love CR7's stank face!
[...] Mikel Arteta’s impression of…The Continental. [Kickette] [...]
somebody PLEASE tell me who that lovely asin man behind arteta is so i can steal him!!!!!!!!!!
i love asians!!!!!!!!!
ju young park, striker for arsenal and captain of south korea
I'm predicting lots of half-nakedness since shirt exchanges seem to be the rule of order in the CL. For me personally, Pato and Puyi was a nice taste last time, but the overall numbers across all games need to increase.
Though Arteta is gorgeous, he seems like he'd be such high maintenance…like he'd always be annoyed at you for something.
I have to disagree
when he agreed to move to Arsenal, he also agreed to a lower wage, if anything, he's really down to earth.
You're right, "high maintenance" is unfairly harsh (and I always admire a player willing to take a pay cut to play where they want)…I'm mostly judging by his style of play and that look on his face in the photo which makes me feel like I'm in serious trouble.
I can't get over Cris' face. He looks like an actual gremlin. So not used to it.
Kickette ladies are hilarious, someone indeed will score.
Cris tan is starting to fade away, I like his stink-face!…bring it today Cris, Hala Madrid