April 14th, 2009

CL Preview: No Worries

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Feeling nervy? Try not to worry too much about tonight’s games. Your team is going to be just fine.

Here’s why:

Barcelona: Your keeper, Victor Valdes, is the hottest non-hair-having man around. Hold onto that. Keep it close to your heart and loins. You will thusly be rewarded.

Bayern Munich: Everyone loves an underdog. Especially one with floppy ears and a wagging tail like Luca Toni.  Would the universe really allow puppy Luca to be sad?

imageLiverpool: Nando’s freckles: game over. Also, Steven Gerrard’s groin is functioning again. Well sorted.

Chelsea: Michael Ballack’s nipples have superpowers. You can safely rest assured they will take care of everything. Bonus: happy JT and Lampsy attached if you still need more reassurance.

Good luck to everyone tonight! We look forward to part two tomorrow.

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24 Responses to “CL Preview: No Worries”

  1. glamour.pixie says:

    ohai victor ;)

  2. Moonie says:

    Maybe not the hottest non hair man around but definitely right up there.

  3. Meer. says:

    Victor! Yum! Muchas gracias Kickette. I'll be looking forward to the games tonight. But my blood won't be getting pumped until tomorrow eve. Nonetheless, I will be enjoying myself tonight.

  4. Blair says:

    The picture of JT and Frank certainly lightened my heart. But I think I probably will continue to be nervous until post-match drinking can commense.

  5. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    Lies! Canna is by far the hottest of the men with no hair!

  6. carly says:

    hahaha You’re right Kickette, nothing can go wrong. I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Tonight will be a nice warm-up hopefully.

  7. Rossi´s girl says:

    Victor is looking fine!!! thanks Kickette :) thats much BETTER than the disturbing piture of Ramos lol

  8. carly says:

    hahaha You’re right Kickette, nothing can go wrong. I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Tonight will be a nice warm-up hopefully.

  9. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Michael Ballack's nipples DO have superpowers. True that, true that.

  10. Erin says:

    Haha! Well, winning is always preferable, but you’re right Kickette…the love endures, regardless of results. :)

  11. Messa says:

    Indeed Kickette, our keeper is a complete hottie, but then, he’s even hotter with hair than without! However he is annoyingly persistent in his head-shaving; we blame the girlfriend. We’re not at all worried about tonight [ http://barcelista.blogspot.com/2009/04/champions-... ], Barca can hold their own <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> lovely post as always! Mx

  12. Demetrio says:

    Inter Milan! 4ever

  13. suzie says:

    What is it with spain and smokin hot keepers. I LOOOOVVEEE victor- not as much as iker but not far off. I will be cheering on my scouse boys from behind the sofa with a very large jack daniels to calm my nerves. CMON LIVERPOOL.

  14. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Since my team isnt playing until tomorow so am watching the chelsea vs liverpool game purely for MY BOO torres ;-) dont mind who wins so good luck to both teams xx

  15. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Victor is definitely the hottest no-hair footballer!

  16. Louise says:

    Sorry Victor Valdes fans, but that's absolutely not true, unless "around" is only the CL. Last time I checked, Fabio Cannavaro still has no hair.

  17. aristeia says:

    Lol @ Ballack's super-powered nipples. :D No one wants to make Luca Toni sad. Except Barca, obviously. Alas, if he needs comforting… he should know I'm available. A day late, and the results are in, but trying to remember how I felt yesterday pre-match. Guarded, yet hopeful? Boy did our boys put on a show! Woo! Stevie's groin is still out of whack. Mostly b/c I haven't been able to get my hourly massage in. Sorry.

  18. DC says:

    i love you kickette. you make win-or-die matches so much easier to deal with.

  19. Yasichelsea says:

    Blue is the colour… Football is the game… Chelsea is the name!

  20. TammyV says:

    JT is not playing tonight. He was suspended and Lamps is Capt. I thought that was the whole drama that Pepe Reina told him after he got JT carded that he knew it was not a card. I am most excited to see what happens in the Barca v. Bayren tonight..and hoping Chelsea v. Liverpool is as entertaining tonight as the first leg.

  21. TammyV says:

    Gerrard is out

  22. Dreamgirl says:

    I’m trying to relax and watch some of the Chelsea v Liverpool match. I have my definite preference here which I keep to myself.

    In the other match I would like BM to win 5:0. But since that is not going to happen, I just hope that Barcelona put out a good team.

  23. TammyV says:

    JT is not playing tonight. He was suspended and Lamps is Capt. I thought that was the whole drama that Pepe Reina told him after he got JT carded that he knew it was not a card.

    I am most excited to see what happens in the Barca v. Bayren tonight..and hoping Chelsea v. Liverpool is as entertaining tonight as the first leg.

  24. TammyV says:

    Gerrard is out