October 25th, 2012
Coleen Rooney: Many Studs, One Cappliqué
Random Coleen Rooney hiding her baby bump pic breakdown: hair, casually coiffed. Celine Mini Luggage tote, approved. Studded motorcyle boots, very last season. Col’s diamond earrings, fabulously visible to the naked eye. The camo jacket, no comment. The Thursday Friday bag on her right shoulder, misunderstood.
Wait a second, what is that thing? An artist’s hand-sketched rendering of a Balenciaga bag? In appliqué form? Steam pressed on canvas? Can we invent a new word like cappliqué to represent our emotional state of unwell shoulder bag being?