January 16th, 2009
Coleen Rooney Launches Jewellery Line
So, here it is: the release of the Coleen Rooney line of jewellery, exclusively at Argos.
Or, as we like to call it round these parts: “hope it doesn’t turn your ears green line of Tiffany knockoffs and zirconium delights.”
Too harsh? Okay, we do rather like the look of the rings, and the line is very cost-efficient, ranging from £10 for a pair of earrings up to £40 for a silver necklace with a gold crystal.
That said, even though this is a financial time of frugality, we do like our jewellery to remain non-gangrenous for at least the first hour of wear. Hopefully there’s some sort of guarantee.
Also, shopping at Argos is not the most enjoyable retail experience:
fighting for space at the catalogue counters, climbing/stepping over the animals and babies abandoned on the shop floor to find one of the free pencils to fill out your order form, queuing up for 40 minutes to place your order only to find the item hasn’t been in stock since the late 1970s, making an order, picking off the gum, garbage and babies stuck to your shoe whilst waiting for your order, and then finally receiving your order, which looks not a damn sight close to the photo in the catalogue.
Or so we’ve heard.
Check out the rest of the line and do some shopping here.

i like the look of the jewellry but i agree its not the most flattering picture
She totally looks like Sarah Palin in this photo! Hah! Yeah…the jewlery looks cheap and not very original.
Why? Oh why is she sporting a Sarah Palin hair-do? It's killing me. As for the jewelry, not for me, thanks.
Why? Oh why is she sporting a Sarah Palin hair-do? It’s killing me.
As for the jewelry, not for me, thanks.
Hehe! Fourth! Consumers Distributing! I was thinking the EXACT same thing!Love Coleen but I think that I'll pass. I prefer Accessorize for cheap and cheerful UK jewelery!lose that girl blog
lol
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Im Portuguese; I prefer real gold.
lol
I like Coleen, but will never buy this. Professional designers must create jewellery and clothes, not celebrities or WAGs.
P. S. She reminds me of Kate Middleton on this photo
TammyV, I was thinking the exact same thing, reminds me of jewelry from claires. Maybe it looks better in person?
hm, yeahh.. not really feeling them, but maybe there just the worse ones, i'll check out my argos catologue
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Oh, dear – that's not the most flattering pic of Coleen. The jewellery looks, well . . . cheap. Good to know that she's keeping some Chinese sweatshop workers employed. :S That Argos sounds horrendous. Something like Consumers Distributing (now defunct Canadian chain)? Awful way to shop. *shudder*
I have been able to get that at clares for the last five years…(Clares for those not in America is a cheap kids knock-off jewelry store)
At least Coleen won't get asked for ID when she pops out to buy a bottle of Lambrini! Iv'e seen grannies with less crows feet than poor old Col.
Wow. I totally haven't commented on this. But yeah – I'm not impressed by the jewelry. I think the Everything For $1 store has some of the same stuff.
This photo ages Coleen horribly.
There is really nothing wrong with ARGOS as such. I would not buy any jewellery there but if you want buy a hoover you can save some serious money there.
I have seen this jewelry ten thousand times only different names.
I have been able to get that at clares for the last five years…(Clares for those not in America is a cheap kids knock-off jewelry store)
Hmm looks cheap, but well done Col for doing another actual job there! I’m unfamiliar with Argos and Consumers Distributing, but they both sound like this store called Brand Names (I think) from when I was a kid. I remember going in there with my dad and there was no actual merchandise on the floor so you shopped out of a catalog and filled out a form. I think we bought a bread making machine from there…