July 11th, 2007
Coleen McLoughlin: Keeping It Real
Dear Kickettes, please cast your eyes over the promo pic for Coleen McLoughlin’s new fragrance, Coleen X, which was launched at Le Meridien in London yesterday.
Does it seem like anything is missing from this photo? Like, oh, say half of her body?
No? Just us then.
Before granting her seal of approval, Coleen tested the fragrance out on boyfriend Wayne Rooney and her mates. It will retail for £19.99 all across the universe, starting with Selfridges next month.
In other unrelated, unironic news, Coleen’s new TV show, “Coleen’s Real Women”, will be airing soon on ITV.
The Mirror says:
“McLoughlin will pitch healthy size 16 girls against scrawny professional models to compete for a contract with the Ultimo lingerie firm.
An insider has revealed that the 21-year-old is set to confront the ‘image-obsessed society’ and help real women get high profile advertising and modelling jobs.
“Coleen is on a mission to challenge the image-obsessed society we live in and put real women into high profile advertising and modelling jobs. She’s been inspired by the Dove ads and thinks it’s time to turn the tables on size zero culture. With her profile there is no one better to do it,” the source added.