March 29th, 2007
Coleen McLoughlin: The Circus is Coming
We’ve got some more deets about what guests can expect at Coleen McLoughlin 21st birthday bash.
Think circus. And not in a good, “media circus” kinda way.
There will be a large marquee set up with a fairground, a semi-circular bar made of ice and an electric curtain (silver, natch), that will open up to reveal contortionists with giant feathers, acrobats and Peter Crouch in drag.
Just kidding about that last part. We hope.
Wayne Rooney will be the “ringmaster”, whatever the hell that means. Might have something to do with the rumour he’s going to give Coleen a
God, what chavs.